wingnut 0 #1 May 8, 2006 okay, so who thinks that there should be a "fast walkers" lane at the mall.. i'm tried of getting behind the slow as hell family walking 5 across and holding hands taking up the whole walk way... i just want to run and bust thier chain red rover style and get on with getting to the store i am going to.........but i resist... and just mutter under my breath and remeber why i don't go shoping that much.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 May 8, 2006 A straight forward and firm "excuse me" usually works for me. Then again, I try to limit my mall visits to once *maybe* twice a year.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #3 May 8, 2006 What's a mall? Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #4 May 8, 2006 That annoys me almost (ALMOST) as much as people with rolling backpacks at school.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 May 9, 2006 I'm not much of a mall person. For me it is the people who don't know that on an escalator that is wide enough for two people, if you just want to stand there, stay on the right. Leave people like me some room on the left so I can walk up them instead of waiting behind you. Grrrrr50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #6 May 9, 2006 Men. Shopping isn't about hunting something down and killing it. Nor is it a competition. This is such a man-thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #7 May 9, 2006 QuoteShopping isn't about hunting something down and killing it. nope, it's about getting what i need and getting out and on to the next thing... only timei ever lolygag in a mall is when i'm there with a chick....and then i don't mind so much.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 May 9, 2006 QuoteShopping isn't about hunting something down and killing it. Shopping seems to mean the act of visiting stores to search for something to buy. It also means looking for things with the intention of buying them. I think that forming a convention with 30 of your closest friends in the middle of an aisle is not "shopping." Nor do I find walking at a snail's pace between stores to be consistent with shopping. Get something in mind. Look for it. Find it. Buy it. Repreat. Not, "Go to mall. Call Heather and friends. Hang out in front of main entrance doors until all thrity friends arrive, and move at the pace of a growing fungus as a group. laugh, giggle, yell, and generally gripe with each other. Make 'like' every third word." That ain't shopping.... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #9 May 9, 2006 some one has been hanging out infront of hot topic to much..... lol... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divegoddess 0 #10 May 9, 2006 Oooh you know what's worse? Working your part time job at the mall and trying to get food on your lunch break while people are in zombie mode looking around and draggin their feet. I agree with the boys. if you're going shopping get in, get what you came for, and get out. And if you see someone in a friggin hurry get the f*ck out of their way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #11 May 9, 2006 hehehehehe... not a poke at the women, but it is sometimes true...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 May 9, 2006 I feel the same pain, but it's usually in the airport. Generally in the mall I'm not in quite such a hurry."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites