DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

[beezyshaw 0]

If a woman says this................she means this

40-ish...................................49
Adventurous...........................Slept with everyone
Athletic...................................No tits
Average looking.......................Ugly
Beautiful.................................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile...............Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure.............On medication
Feminist...........................Fat
Free spirit.........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun.................................Annoying
New-Age..........................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned....................No BJs
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Professional.......................Bitch
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker

[popsjumper 2]

12 of them fit my first wife perfectly!

Yeah, I'm the dumbass that married her anyway.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[beezyshaw 0]

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Yeah, I'm the dumbass that married her anyway.

Andy, who could blame you for falling for a girl that was adventurous, athletic, fun, open-minded, free spirit, outgoing, passionate, with a contagious smile looking for a soul mate?

Here's some more WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

If a woman says this=she means this
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?