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Does he exist.... part II

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Having a 12 inch penis can't be taught to anyone so beat it.




believe me when I say that a 12 inch penis is not neccessarily a GOOD thing[:/][:/]B|B|....depends on the woman......the bottom line boils down to this.....it isn't the size of the worm......but the wiggle in the worm:D:D:D:D:P:P

till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates....
In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground..............
PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

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Having a 12 inch penis can't be taught to anyone so beat it.




believe me when I say that a 12 inch penis is not neccessarily a GOOD thing[:/][:/]B|B|....depends on the woman......the bottom line boils down to this.....it isn't the size of the worm......but the wiggle in the worm:D:D:D:D:P:P


You go girl! ;)
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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it isn't the size of the worm......but the wiggle in the worm:D:D:D:D:P:P



You know me and know I don't have a 12 inch penis... don't you? You're just stroking my ego aren't you? You saw those naked pics of me from 4th of july a couple of years back, streaking down the street in the cool night breeze and you felt sorry for me, didn't you? You are such a sweetheart :$. I think I love you. Wanna have my babbies?


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xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

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You know me and know I don't have a 12 inch penis... don't you?



UM......NO

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You're just stroking my ego aren't you?



UM DEFINATELY NO

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cool night breeze



aaahhhh so that is your excuse:D:D

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You are such a sweetheart .



UM YES!!!!!!

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I think I love you


:o:o:o:o:o:o

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Wanna have my babbies?



what are babbies?????? but I still think the answer is UM NO:D:D:D:D

SPANK THIS ASS!!!



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think I just did!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D

till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates....
In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground..............
PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

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You know me and know I don't have a 12 inch penis... don't you?



UM......NO

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You're just stroking my ego aren't you?



UM DEFINATELY NO

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cool night breeze



aaahhhh so that is your excuse:D:D

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You are such a sweetheart .



UM YES!!!!!!

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I think I love you


:o:o:o:o:o:o

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Wanna have my babbies?



what are babbies?????? but I still think the answer is UM NO:D:D:D:D

SPANK THIS ASS!!!



***

think I just did!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D



WOW
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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what are babbies?????? but I still think the answer is UM NO:D:D:D:D



What you don't drunk post on Sundays?

SPANK THIS ASS!!!
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***think I just did!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D



Honey you can spank this ass ANYTIME your gorgeous, witty, little self desires ;). Thank you mistress xenaswampjumper, may I have another?


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xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

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What you don't drunk post on Sundays?


no no.....not ever:):):)

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Honey you can spank this ass ANYTIME your gorgeous, witty, little self desires . Thank you mistress xenaswampjumper, may I have another?



aaaahhhhh you are understanding the "power" of xenaswampjumper;););) bend over again!!!!!!.... I am the mistress of my domain:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::P:P:P:P

till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates....
In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground..............
PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

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aaaahhhhh you are understanding the "power" of xenaswampjumper;););) bend over again!!!!!!.... I am the GODESS of my domain:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::P:P:P:P



Fixed it for you. (wipes shit off nose) [gay lisp] ooo ooo oooooooooo... cat of nine tailths, cat of nine tailths, cat of nine tailths. [/gay lisp]


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xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too.....

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What ever you do don't kick my ass Mr. Wingnut. I was just kidding with your girlfriend here.



dude, it's the internet, nothing is serious here.... no want of kicking your ass.. and as for girlfriend....naw, future wife.. elvis is gona mary us...:P

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believe me when I say that a 12 inch penis is not neccessarily a GOOD thing



Totally agree... too big... is bad bad bad



I definately qualify there. :$



Okay, who had two hours and sixteen minutes, in the pool?
I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

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I didn't read the whole thread.. but I think its cute. ;) I had a list just like that in my early 20's because I wasn't looking for mr. right, I just wanted to date, and I was very particular about who I dated.

I still am particular, but the list went out the window. Its much more about finding a deeper connection between yourself and another person.

I like your list though.. find a fun guy who is sweet to you and have a blast! :)

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thanks! Yeah, I'm not looking for marriage.... (way too young right now)... but someone I can jump with, who won't blow up at me, and can enjoy a few shark dives with.... :)



well for what its worth... I'll jump with just about anyone... and I'm just in the sky for fun... B|

oh... and I'm with skymama... what exactly is a "Shark Dive"?
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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and can enjoy a few shark dives with....



I'm so unhip...what's a shark dive?



http://jsgreen.tamu.edu/Jsg%20shark%20feed.jpg
http://www.journey-magazine.com/archives/0799/art/sharks.jpg
http://www.royalclubvacations.com/images/curgallery11.jpg
http://www.sailstmaarten.com/Neil's%20Pics%2004-04%20shark2.jpg

I couldn't find the photo I was looking for (old Skin Diver cover photo of a guy in a shark suit holding out a roast-size hunk of meat for a great white), so these will have to suffice as an explanation of "shark diving."
I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

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what exactly is a "Shark Dive"?



it's like a muff dive, but before they remove all the teeth and leave the gums:D:D:D:D



That doesn't help... as I don't know what a muff dive is... well... I know what "muff diving" is but that isn't related to skydiving... :$:D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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