Just got a . . .

[turtlespeed 226]

Joke in my e-mail . . .

I thought it was funny.

The Koala and the Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says:

"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much
water did you drink?!!"

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[yamtx73 0]

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

[swedishcelt 0]

That is cute.

[Icon134 0]

I heard it before... but its still funny...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[kbordson 8]

So... a man, his wife and two kids walk into an agents office... say's "have I got an act for you?!"

[turtlespeed 226]

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So... a man, his wife and two kids walk into an agents office... say's "have I got an act for you?!"

Long joke though . . . and a little to physical for me.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun