turtlespeed 226 #1 May 10, 2006 A little girl says to her mom: "is god black or white?" mom says: "both." the daughter asks: "is god a man or a woman?" Mom says: "Both."The daughter pauses a moment, looking mildly confused, then her face is lit with sudden comprehension and she says: "Ohhh! God is Michael Jackson!" . . .Michael Jackson Joke.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 May 10, 2006 Ok - this one is better - old - but better . . . Two guys are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing. The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you." The first guy responds, "Well, I it was the least I could do, I was married to the bitch for 40 yearsI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
