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PUSSY tastes just like............

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waltappel    1

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You left off unflavored yogurt as a choice (yeast infection).

Walt


Oh that is just nasty :D



The taste isn't that bad, but the small chunks are a bit unnerving. Seriously.

Walt


:D I just spit beer on my monitor



Ok, here's the story behind it. I was going down on a (now ex-:$)GF and noticed some chunks. Noticed? That's putting it a bit mildly.

So what to do? Do I ignore what may be a symptom of a serious medical problem or do I tell her and risk not getting laid (at least by her) ever again? I chose the latter. I told her and our sex life took a real nosedive.

Walt

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You left off unflavored yogurt as a choice (yeast infection).

Walt


Oh that is just nasty :D



The taste isn't that bad, but the small chunks are a bit unnerving. Seriously.

Walt


:D I just spit beer on my monitor



Ok, here's the story behind it. I was going down on a (now ex-:$)GF and noticed some chunks. Noticed? That's putting it a bit mildly.

So what to do? Do I ignore what may be a symptom of a serious medical problem or do I tell her and risk not getting laid (at least by her) ever again? I chose the latter. I told her and our sex life took a real nosedive.

Walt



:D:D Walt will you ever learn? :D:D
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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Ok, here's the story behind it. I was going down on a (now ex-)GF and noticed some chunks. Noticed? That's putting it a bit mildly.

So what to do? Do I ignore what may be a symptom of a serious medical problem or do I tell her and risk not getting laid (at least by her) ever again? I chose the latter. I told her and our sex life took a real nosedive.
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The question I have is ....why didn't she notice this :P
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:D:D Walt will you ever learn? :D:D



Well I had to say something, but it's really difficult to say something like that in a way that won't get you labeled as an outcast for life.

"By the way, for future reference, I prefer creamy, not chunky", maybe?

Walt

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Ok, here's the story behind it. I was going down on a (now ex-)GF and noticed some chunks. Noticed? That's putting it a bit mildly.

So what to do? Do I ignore what may be a symptom of a serious medical problem or do I tell her and risk not getting laid (at least by her) ever again? I chose the latter. I told her and our sex life took a real nosedive.
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The question I have is ....why didn't she notice this :P



I don't know. Maybe it's because I went down on her far more often than she went down on herself.

Walt

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:D:D Walt will you ever learn? :D:D



Well I had to say something, but it's really difficult to say something like that in a way that won't get you labeled as an outcast for life.

"By the way, for future reference, I prefer creamy, not chunky", maybe?

Walt



That's one option... the other is to stop what you're doing and let her figure it out afterwards... :D
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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You left off unflavored yogurt as a choice (yeast infection).

Walt


Oh that is just nasty :D



The taste isn't that bad, but the small chunks are a bit unnerving. Seriously.

Walt


:D I just spit beer on my monitor



Ok, here's the story behind it. I was going down on a (now ex-:$)GF and noticed some chunks. Noticed? That's putting it a bit mildly.

So what to do? Do I ignore what may be a symptom of a serious medical problem or do I tell her and risk not getting laid (at least by her) ever again? I chose the latter. I told her and our sex life took a real nosedive.

Walt



:D:D Walt will you ever learn? :D:D

Maybe its time for Walt to find a place to cruise for chicks other than truck-stop parking lots.:o:P.......Just a suggestion.
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Ok, here's the story behind it. I was going down on a (now ex-:$)GF and noticed some chunks. Noticed? That's putting it a bit mildly.



I know I'm probably going to regret asking this question but my curiosity is getting the best of me....

Chunks of what?B|

Peace,
Z

I gotta go brush my teeth :D :D






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I know I'm probably going to regret asking this question but my curiosity is getting the best of me....

Chunks of what?B|

Peace,
Z

I gotta go brush my teeth :D :D



I don't know exactly, but they were kind of like mucus chunks. She went to the doctor and, as I recall, it was a yeast infection.

Don't forget to floss!:D:D

Walt

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I know I'm probably going to regret asking this question but my curiosity is getting the best of me....

Chunks of what?B|

Peace,
Z

I gotta go brush my teeth :D :D



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I don't know exactly, but they were kind of like mucus chunks. She went to the doctor and, as I recall, it was a yeast infection.

Don't forget to floss!:D:D

Walt



Hmmmm...With all that yeast brewin' down there, they might have been crutons :ph34r::ph34r:

Uuuuugh, now where's the Listerine.......






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Hmmmm...With all that yeast brewin' down there, they might have been crutons :ph34r::ph34r:

Uuuuugh, now where's the Listerine.......



Dark - wet - moist - I think they were truffles.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Interesting.... creepy but interesting.... :P

and stitch, jeesh stop trying to be so much a troll....:|



Didn't seem creepy at all, but definitely a mood killer.

Walt



Did you keep any and start your own bread company?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Interesting.... creepy but interesting.... :P

and stitch, jeesh stop trying to be so much a troll....:|



Didn't seem creepy at all, but definitely a mood killer.

Walt



Did you keep any and start your own bread company?



If I were going to do something like that, I'd have used it to brew some beer!;)

Walt

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Interesting.... creepy but interesting.... :P

and stitch, jeesh stop trying to be so much a troll....:|



Didn't seem creepy at all, but definitely a mood killer.

Walt



Did you keep any and start your own bread company?



If I were going to do something like that, I'd have used it to brew some beer!;)

Walt



Pussy Beer.

Taste the pleasure.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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