weegegirl 2 #1 May 10, 2006 Why is it that the orcas in the office always have to bring a big box of jelly doughnuts into work when you are trying SO hard to be healthy? Pesky office punks. JUST SAY NO! <> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #2 May 10, 2006 Our office manager always gets donuts for our morning staff meetings. I brought fresh fruit once. You'd think I'd called in Richard Simmons for office aerobics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #3 May 10, 2006 It builds character to resist... Never give up... never surrender...What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #4 May 10, 2006 QuoteYou'd think I'd called in Richard Simmons for office aerobics. that's funny. the girl who sits next to me has already made 3 trips to the doughnut box this morning. GOSH! I can do it! I have the power! No doughnut! Bad doughnut! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #5 May 10, 2006 Jelly donuts = yucky to me....the jelly has such a odd texture to me. It would be like eating KY jelly or something.... now Round Rock Express Donuts with chocolate glaze .... sigh I just gained 10 pounds thinking about them Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #6 May 10, 2006 don't hate on the fat kids. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KindredSpirit 0 #7 May 10, 2006 I'd like to thank you for spelling 'doughnuts' correctly. "Kicking gravity's ass since 2003!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #8 May 10, 2006 Quotedon't hate on the fat kids. I don't hate you sweetie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #9 May 10, 2006 Sweets don't work on me. If they brought a big bag-o-Ruffles? Now I'm pissedPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 May 10, 2006 Hmmm. As I am writing this, I am looking at my chocolate bar that I picked up this morning on the way to work. And looking at the screen. Oh my beloved chocolate bar. How I love taste your fluffy center. And your oh so sweet chocolate icing. But I am not eating it yet. I prefer the excitement of knowing that in a few minutes - or maybe even a few hours - I will be enjoying that fat pill. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #11 May 10, 2006 Mmmm apple that I am eating. You taste so yummy. Juicy and sweet. So much better than a doughnut or chocolate bar. sort of. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #12 May 10, 2006 Doughnuts suck.. give me a sausage & cheese kolache. This morning I ate 2 boiled eggs, 8 or 9 Triscuits (Garlic flavor) & a slice of american cheese with a few pepperoni slices. Sounds like a lot, really it wasn't that much. I know it's better for me then a stack of jelly doughnuts!! Offtopic sorta.. Krispy Kreme seems to have vacated Houston, and in it's place "Jumbles" took over. Is this happening where you are? What the hell is a Jumbles? KK was the shizzzzz never heard or had a Jumbles. Just sounds nasty. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #13 May 10, 2006 I detect a degree of resentment directed towards that apple. There's nothing wrong with apples, per se. I just can't really get past the thought of the carcasses of tree fetuses. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #14 May 10, 2006 QuoteDoughnuts suck.. give me a sausage & cheese kolache. This morning I ate 2 boiled eggs, 8 or 9 Triscuits (Garlic flavor) & a slice of american cheese with a few pepperoni slices. Sounds like a lot, really it wasn't that much. I know it's better for me then a stack of jelly doughnuts!! Quote Hey are you that bear they are looking for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites weegegirl 2 #15 May 10, 2006 QuoteI detect a degree of resentment directed towards that apple. There's nothing wrong with apples, per se. I just can't really get past the thought of the carcasses of tree fetuses. ewwww. actually i LOVE apples. but when i walked into the kitchen to retrieve said apple, my cubicle neighbor was in there getting yet ANOTHER doughnut, and made sure to open the box so i could see and smell the sugary sweetness. But, alas, the apple was tastey. And I feel no guilt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #16 May 10, 2006 "Why is it that the orcas in the office always have to bring a big box of jelly doughnuts into work...." "Cause fat people don't like to be fat alone. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #17 May 10, 2006 Quotedon't hate on the fat kids. Really! Gawd!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 May 10, 2006 "This morning I ate 2 boiled eggs, 8 or 9 Triscuits (Garlic flavor) & a slice of american cheese with a few pepperoni slices. Sounds like a lot, really it wasn't that much. I know it's better for me then a stack of jelly doughnuts!! " Was this before or after you brushed your teeth? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #19 May 10, 2006 Quotedon't hate on the fat kids. --------------------------------------------------- Really! Gawd! Can i love on the fat kid? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
weegegirl 2 #15 May 10, 2006 QuoteI detect a degree of resentment directed towards that apple. There's nothing wrong with apples, per se. I just can't really get past the thought of the carcasses of tree fetuses. ewwww. actually i LOVE apples. but when i walked into the kitchen to retrieve said apple, my cubicle neighbor was in there getting yet ANOTHER doughnut, and made sure to open the box so i could see and smell the sugary sweetness. But, alas, the apple was tastey. And I feel no guilt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #16 May 10, 2006 "Why is it that the orcas in the office always have to bring a big box of jelly doughnuts into work...." "Cause fat people don't like to be fat alone. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #17 May 10, 2006 Quotedon't hate on the fat kids. Really! Gawd!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 May 10, 2006 "This morning I ate 2 boiled eggs, 8 or 9 Triscuits (Garlic flavor) & a slice of american cheese with a few pepperoni slices. Sounds like a lot, really it wasn't that much. I know it's better for me then a stack of jelly doughnuts!! " Was this before or after you brushed your teeth? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #19 May 10, 2006 Quotedon't hate on the fat kids. --------------------------------------------------- Really! Gawd! Can i love on the fat kid? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
SkydiveStMarys 0 #16 May 10, 2006 "Why is it that the orcas in the office always have to bring a big box of jelly doughnuts into work...." "Cause fat people don't like to be fat alone. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 May 10, 2006 Quotedon't hate on the fat kids. Really! Gawd!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 May 10, 2006 "This morning I ate 2 boiled eggs, 8 or 9 Triscuits (Garlic flavor) & a slice of american cheese with a few pepperoni slices. Sounds like a lot, really it wasn't that much. I know it's better for me then a stack of jelly doughnuts!! " Was this before or after you brushed your teeth? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 May 10, 2006 Quotedon't hate on the fat kids. --------------------------------------------------- Really! Gawd! Can i love on the fat kid? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
