cocheese 0 #1 May 11, 2006 What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral ? A funeral usually represents the death of one person. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 May 11, 2006 What's the difference between an Irish wedding and funeral? One less drunk. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 May 11, 2006 Where ya stick the 'Stiff' when it's over. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #4 May 11, 2006 When they both end, you don't get to take your possesions with you. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 May 11, 2006 Nothing...life as you once knew it is over either way.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 May 11, 2006 What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral ? *** The size of the suit ya wear... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #7 May 11, 2006 QuoteWhat's the difference between a wedding and a funeral ? at a wedding, the packer gets free drinks. at a funeral he gets free drinks, a new pair of shoes and nice silk pillow ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #8 May 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat's the difference between a wedding and a funeral ? at a wedding, the packer gets free drinks. at a funeral he gets free drinks, a new pair of shoes and nice silk pillow Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 May 11, 2006 QuoteWhat's the difference between a wedding and a funeral ? The funeral celebrates the beginning of everlasting and constant "peace." The wedding celebrates the end of everlasting and constant "piece." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 May 11, 2006 QuoteWhat's the difference between a wedding and a funeral ? Death is alot more peaceful in the end.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
