Buried 0 #1 May 10, 2006 "I want to have sex with you" You wanna fuc? Nice shoes! I want to jump your bones I'm sure there are many others... what are some? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 May 10, 2006 Konichiwa "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 May 10, 2006 Bump Uglies Knock boots Make the moster with two backs Play slap & tickle ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #4 May 10, 2006 Wanna Play Hide the Salami?? Wanna go to my tent and Dirt Dive a 100 Point Nekkid 2-Way?? Bend Over... I`ll Drive. Wanna go get funky with the Monkey?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #5 May 10, 2006 Quote100 Point only 100 pt? hide the sausage is another one that i remember. Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #6 May 10, 2006 Man to woman "Would you like me to stick my purple headed warrior into your quivering mound of love pudding?" Or, my favorite, "Wanna come over and fuck the hell outta me?" "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 May 11, 2006 Works best in another country. Do you have any australian in you? Would you like some Tacky and I've never tried itYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 May 11, 2006 I wanna plant your garden Lets play doctor I'm an explorer.I want to explore your lower regions. My trouser trout wants to take a dip in your pink lagoon. Hows about some Chili-Doggin'?"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #9 May 11, 2006 I always say "I could go for some Italian sausage right about now..." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian3576 0 #10 May 11, 2006 the purple headed womb ferret wants to take the pink flesh elevator all the way up to the cervix floor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 May 11, 2006 Geeze my wallet is full of money all the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 May 11, 2006 Ever been Skydiving? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #13 May 11, 2006 "Need a drink?"OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattyblast 0 #14 May 11, 2006 *dip finger in glass of water, touch your own shirt* *dip finger in water again, touch her shirt* "What do you say we get out of these wet clothes?""DOOR!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #15 May 11, 2006 The kids are asleep. (those with children can appreciate that)Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #16 May 11, 2006 Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch With the boink swatter Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove With the pork steepleFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites