Alternative sayings for....

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"I want to have sex with you"

You wanna fuc?
Nice shoes!
I want to jump your bones

I'm sure there are many others... what are some?

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[Slappie 9]

Konichiwa

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[airtwardo 7]

Bump Uglies

Knock boots

Make the moster with two backs

Play slap & tickle

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Thanatos340 1]

Wanna Play Hide the Salami??

Wanna go to my tent and Dirt Dive a 100 Point Nekkid 2-Way??

Bend Over... I`ll Drive.

Wanna go get funky with the Monkey??

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100 Point

only 100 pt?


hide the sausage is another one that i remember.

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[sharimcm 0]

Man to woman "Would you like me to stick my purple headed warrior into your quivering mound of love pudding?"

Or, my favorite, "Wanna come over and fuck the hell outta me?"

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[Squeak 17]

Works best in another country.
Do you have any australian in you?

Would you like some

Tacky and I've never tried it

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[stitch 0]

I wanna plant your garden

Lets play doctor

I'm an explorer.I want to explore your lower regions.

My trouser trout wants to take a dip in your pink lagoon.

Hows about some Chili-Doggin'?

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[ACMESkydiver 0]

I always say "I could go for some Italian sausage right about now..."

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Brian3576 0]

the purple headed womb ferret wants to take the pink flesh elevator all the way up to the cervix floor

[cocheese 0]

Geeze my wallet is full of money all the time.

[airtwardo 7]

Ever been Skydiving?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[RastaRicanAir 0]

"Need a drink?"

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[mattyblast 0]

*dip finger in glass of water, touch your own shirt*
*dip finger in water again, touch her shirt*

"What do you say we get out of these wet clothes?"

"DOOR!!!"

[sickandtwisted 0]

The kids are asleep. (those with children can appreciate that)

Skymama stalker #69!!!!

[bloody_trauma 2]

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
With the boink swatter

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
With the pork steeple

Fly it like you stole it