SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 May 11, 2006 City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam Name:__________________________ Gang:__________________________ 1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? 2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it? 3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit? 4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need? 5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800? 6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money? 7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint? 8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up? 9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses? 10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail? **** This is a REAL test, quite a few teachers have gotten in trouble for submitting to their students. I wonder why? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 May 11, 2006 This is a REAL test, quite a few teachers have gotten in trouble for submitting to their students. I wonder why? *** Because it's FILLED with 'trick' questions! Who ever heard of an AK-47 with an 80 round 'CLIP'?? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #4 May 11, 2006 90 round drum mag?????? used in RPK fits in AK ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 May 11, 2006 Quote90 round drum mag?????? used in RPK fits in AK .. *** My point exactly! It's a MAGAZINE, and holds 90 not 80! A CLIP is what ya use to LOAD a magazine! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #6 May 11, 2006 Ok, so what your saying is that you would get that question wrong.....since you are refusing to use the logic the teacher has used. Move on to the next question Einstein. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 May 11, 2006 QuoteOk, so what your saying is that you would get that question wrong.....since you are refusing to use the logic the teacher has used. Move on to the next question Einstein. Bobbi *** Okay princess... 85.00 for a G of C? That is SO 90's! It's a BUYERS market these days! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #8 May 11, 2006 Princess!!!!????? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 May 11, 2006 QuotePrincess!!!!????? Bobbi *** Einstein!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #10 May 11, 2006 QuoteThis is a REAL test, quite a few teachers have gotten in trouble for submitting to their students. I wonder why? *** Because it's FILLED with 'trick' questions! Who ever heard of an AK-47 with an 80 round 'CLIP'?? And what self-respecting welfare mom would spend that much on dinner. There are loads of options that would feed 16 kids for less than half that amount." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 May 11, 2006 QuotePrincess!!!!????? Queen ? Bobbi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #12 May 11, 2006 QuoteThis is a REAL test, quite a few teachers have gotten in trouble for submitting to their students. I wonder why? *** Because it's FILLED with 'trick' questions! Who ever heard of an AK-47 with an 80 round 'CLIP'?? 2-40rd mags clipped together Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 May 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteThis is a REAL test, quite a few teachers have gotten in trouble for submitting to their students. I wonder why? *** Because it's FILLED with 'trick' questions! Who ever heard of an AK-47 with an 80 round 'CLIP'?? 2-40rd mags clipped together *** That's not the 'gnagsta' math! That would be written as 2(40)....not "80" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 May 11, 2006 Name: lawrocket Gang: Central Valley Sharx 1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? - He'll reload on his seventh spraying. 2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it? - Not enough information. Where's he sellin'? 3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit? - Each of the bitches must turn 7 tricks. There's stuff besides the crack to pay for. 4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need? - a little over 1.6 ounces. He's got to account for the cost of baking soda. 5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800? - If total of $800, then 2 Chevies. If $800 more, then 16 Chevies. The question is vague and ambiguous. 6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money? - With time off for good behavior, he may have over 5 grand. He'll probably get 25 for the killing, but it'll be worth it. 7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint? - 22 letters 8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up? - 22 percent. 9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses? - None. WIC can cover the additional $48.75 in rent. 10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail? - None. He got the money from his parents. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #15 May 11, 2006 Damn straight!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #16 May 11, 2006 God, your good! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
