jumpjunkie2004 0 #1 May 11, 2006 I've had two this year. The first one was the result of my daughter (7) putting foil in the microwave. Oops. The second one was just minutes ago - the toaster oven caught on fire! I feel very lucky because my daughter noticed it. Had she not noticed, it could have been a huge disaster! Have you ever had a kitchen fire?Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 May 11, 2006 Thanksgiving at my moms house a pie burnt in the oven. Aparently some greese dripped into the bottom of the oven and then torched the pie that went in after the bird was done.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #3 May 11, 2006 ...the toaster oven caught on fire!... Quote I've heard of that happening spontaneously. That's why I unplug kitchen appliances every time I use them. It's never happened to me personally. Thank God you caught it in time!!! Does your house smell like smoke now?What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpjunkie2004 0 #4 May 11, 2006 OMG...it's like a Burger King! Flame broiled smell.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindsey 0 #5 May 11, 2006 WOW! Yeah. When I was a teenager, we had 6 fires in our house in 1 year. Never one before, and never one since. I can't remember how many of them were kitchen fires, though. I know two were. One was behind the fireplace wall. Another was a chimney fire. I can't remember what the other two were.... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #6 May 11, 2006 Do NOT heat candle wax on the stove...and then forget about it until the black, greasy smoke finally filters across the ceilings into the bedroom where you and your GF are "busy".My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpjunkie2004 0 #7 May 11, 2006 QuoteWhen I was a teenager, we had 6 fires in our house in 1 year You weren't in a pyro phase : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #8 May 11, 2006 Do NOT heat oil for french fries on the stove and forget about them until the black, greasy smoke filters across the ceilings into the playroom where you and your GF are "busy".My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #9 May 11, 2006 Do NOT heat oil for popcorn on the stove and forget about them until the black, greasy smoke filters across the ceilings into the bathroom where you and your GF are "busy".My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #10 May 11, 2006 Want to prevent kitchen fires? DON'T BRING YOUR GF OVER TO THE HOUSE!!!!!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #11 May 11, 2006 maybe you should just get busy in the kitchen instead of the playroomDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #12 May 11, 2006 QuoteI've had two this year. The first one was the result of my daughter (7) putting foil in the microwave. Oops. The second one was just minutes ago - the toaster oven caught on fire! I feel very lucky because my daughter noticed it. Had she not noticed, it could have been a huge disaster! Have you ever had a kitchen fire? Nope, never had one. hmmmmm....I wonder if someone has some deep seated unconscious issues with pyromania that is driving someone to start these fires... you feeling okay? Might want to stay away from matches. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rainbo 0 #13 May 11, 2006 Yep, burnt one house down when I was young and Mom forgot to turn the new fangle automatic coffee maker off. Came home from school to a block full of fire trucks. I have actually had three houses burn down. And Twardo, no, it has nothing to do with my other pastime.Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpjunkie2004 0 #14 May 11, 2006 Quotehmmmmm....I wonder if someone has some deep seated unconscious issues with pyromania that is driving someone to start these fires... you feeling okay? Might want to stay away from matches The beauty of it all...I don't even have to use matches to start a fire : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #15 May 11, 2006 I do remember a small fire in my mothers kitchen once... but as yet I haven't had one before...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpjunkie2004 0 #16 May 11, 2006 Well, that's good to know. You are only a stalker. I'd be afraid if you were also a pyromaniac : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #17 May 11, 2006 QuoteWell, that's good to know. You are only a stalker. I'd be afraid if you were also a pyromaniac : ) oh.. really... then I probably shouldn't tell you that I used to be a boy scout and that's practically the same thing as a pyromaniac... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GogglesnTeeth 6 #18 May 11, 2006 I've heard that the best way to put out a kitchen fire is to add more bacon. Keep adding bacon till the fire is out, and you have plates and plates full of juicy bacon. Or maybe I'm just hungry for bacon. Hmmmmm Moving on......Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #19 May 11, 2006 QuoteI've heard that the best way to put out a kitchen fire is to add more bacon. Keep adding bacon till the fire is out, and you have plates and plates full of juicy bacon. Or maybe I'm just hungry for bacon. Hmmmmm Moving on...... mmmm.... bacon... thanks, now you made me hungry for bacon... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites arai 0 #20 May 11, 2006 "every year in the united states, hundreds of home owners set fire to their house while attempting to deep fry their thanksgiving turkeys indoors." be careful out there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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jumpjunkie2004 0 #4 May 11, 2006 OMG...it's like a Burger King! Flame broiled smell.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #5 May 11, 2006 WOW! Yeah. When I was a teenager, we had 6 fires in our house in 1 year. Never one before, and never one since. I can't remember how many of them were kitchen fires, though. I know two were. One was behind the fireplace wall. Another was a chimney fire. I can't remember what the other two were.... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #6 May 11, 2006 Do NOT heat candle wax on the stove...and then forget about it until the black, greasy smoke finally filters across the ceilings into the bedroom where you and your GF are "busy".My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #7 May 11, 2006 QuoteWhen I was a teenager, we had 6 fires in our house in 1 year You weren't in a pyro phase : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 May 11, 2006 Do NOT heat oil for french fries on the stove and forget about them until the black, greasy smoke filters across the ceilings into the playroom where you and your GF are "busy".My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 May 11, 2006 Do NOT heat oil for popcorn on the stove and forget about them until the black, greasy smoke filters across the ceilings into the bathroom where you and your GF are "busy".My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 May 11, 2006 Want to prevent kitchen fires? DON'T BRING YOUR GF OVER TO THE HOUSE!!!!!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #11 May 11, 2006 maybe you should just get busy in the kitchen instead of the playroomDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #12 May 11, 2006 QuoteI've had two this year. The first one was the result of my daughter (7) putting foil in the microwave. Oops. The second one was just minutes ago - the toaster oven caught on fire! I feel very lucky because my daughter noticed it. Had she not noticed, it could have been a huge disaster! Have you ever had a kitchen fire? Nope, never had one. hmmmmm....I wonder if someone has some deep seated unconscious issues with pyromania that is driving someone to start these fires... you feeling okay? Might want to stay away from matches. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #13 May 11, 2006 Yep, burnt one house down when I was young and Mom forgot to turn the new fangle automatic coffee maker off. Came home from school to a block full of fire trucks. I have actually had three houses burn down. And Twardo, no, it has nothing to do with my other pastime.Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #14 May 11, 2006 Quotehmmmmm....I wonder if someone has some deep seated unconscious issues with pyromania that is driving someone to start these fires... you feeling okay? Might want to stay away from matches The beauty of it all...I don't even have to use matches to start a fire : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #15 May 11, 2006 I do remember a small fire in my mothers kitchen once... but as yet I haven't had one before...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #16 May 11, 2006 Well, that's good to know. You are only a stalker. I'd be afraid if you were also a pyromaniac : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #17 May 11, 2006 QuoteWell, that's good to know. You are only a stalker. I'd be afraid if you were also a pyromaniac : ) oh.. really... then I probably shouldn't tell you that I used to be a boy scout and that's practically the same thing as a pyromaniac... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #18 May 11, 2006 I've heard that the best way to put out a kitchen fire is to add more bacon. Keep adding bacon till the fire is out, and you have plates and plates full of juicy bacon. Or maybe I'm just hungry for bacon. Hmmmmm Moving on......Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #19 May 11, 2006 QuoteI've heard that the best way to put out a kitchen fire is to add more bacon. Keep adding bacon till the fire is out, and you have plates and plates full of juicy bacon. Or maybe I'm just hungry for bacon. Hmmmmm Moving on...... mmmm.... bacon... thanks, now you made me hungry for bacon... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arai 0 #20 May 11, 2006 "every year in the united states, hundreds of home owners set fire to their house while attempting to deep fry their thanksgiving turkeys indoors." be careful out there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
