soulshine 0 #26 May 12, 2006 QuoteSure, why not. Cheers! Yeah! Another one bites the dust And another one gone and another one gone another one bites the dust. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #27 May 12, 2006 QuoteOh shit. Nevermind. Go be nice to your son. Save him from the damage! LOL...the guilt got to me after 2 minutes and I apologized to him. All this guilt because I said, "damn it" to him. He wanted to tell me a funny story, so here it is to amuse you: His sports medicine teacher used to be the trainer for a college football team. She had to run the drug urine tests for the team. She followed one player into the bathroom, he pissed, handed her the urine and went on his way. Later, she called him into the office and gave him the good news and the bad news. She said to him, "the good news is that you didn't test positive for drugs. The bad news is you better tell your girlfriend that you're pregnant." Kicked off the team and with a pregnant girlfriend all in one second! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #28 May 12, 2006 QuoteHis sports medicine teacher used to be the trainer for a college football team. She had to run the drug urine tests for the team. She followed one player into the bathroom, he pissed, handed her the urine and went on his way. Later, she called him into the office and gave him the good news and the bad news. She said to him, "the good news is that you didn't test positive for drugs. The bad news is you better tell your girlfriend that you're pregnant." Kicked off the team and with a pregnant girlfriend all in one second! That's a classic.. Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #29 May 12, 2006 Oh shit. That is so messed up and so hysterically funny at the same time. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #30 May 12, 2006 Quotesippin a Bass Ale and hoping things get better. I could never get into bassDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #31 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuotesippin a Bass Ale and hoping things get better. I could never get into bassYeah,me too.I'm not into catching fish,no matter what kind it is."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #32 May 12, 2006 Hey Slappie... eat your heart out! I'm on fire! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #33 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteNo. Ok OK Ill grab a mt. dew next time around...... Im just crazy like that yeah. You're a real wild child. Thats what I get for no computer at home, Im always at work and sober when Im online Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #34 May 12, 2006 Hmmmm.......drunk? Say it ain't so.....You drink?!?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #35 May 12, 2006 QuoteHey Slappie... eat your heart out! I'm on fire! well we alread knew you were hot.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #36 May 12, 2006 QuoteHey Slappie... eat your heart out! I'm on fire! Stating the obvious again I see, you little hottie!! http://www.parentsjournal.com/images/sun-smile.gifBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #37 May 12, 2006 QuoteHey Slappie... eat your heart out! I'm on fire! I'm not Slappie......You lush"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #38 May 12, 2006 I know that goof ball. He hasn't posted in my thread and so I responded to the most recent poster. I'm not a lush, I'm just lazy. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #39 May 12, 2006 Has anyone seen my wine bottle it was here a minute ago...... http://www.rockmed.org/lsd/b-sun1.jpgBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #40 May 12, 2006 Sure. Tease the little girl with a buzz. You're evil. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #41 May 12, 2006 QuoteHmmmm.......drunk? Say it ain't so.....You drink?!? Personally... I think she's faking it... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #42 May 12, 2006 QuoteSure. Tease the little girl with a buzz. You're evil. I cant help my self Im a fuckin Sky Demon for gods sake, what do you expcet!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #43 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteSure. Tease the little girl with a buzz. You're evil. I cant help my self Im a fuckin Sky Demon for gods sake, what do you expcet!! Obviously not someone that knows how to use spell check... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #44 May 12, 2006 Wanna play "This little piggy"?"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #45 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteSure. Tease the little girl with a buzz. You're evil. I cant help my self Im a fuckin Sky Demon for gods sake, what do you expcet!! Obviously not someone that knows how to use spell check... Theres a spell check?Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #46 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteSure. Tease the little girl with a buzz. You're evil. I cant help my self Im a fuckin Sky Demon for gods sake, what do you expcet!! Obviously not someone that knows how to use spell check... lay off the spelling dude, or i'm gona have to put a hurtingon ya..... if ya understooood it then yeah, let it go..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #47 May 12, 2006 Quote I cant help my self Im a fuckin Sky Demon for gods sake, what do you expcet!! Amusement not abuse! Maybe I'll like you more when I'm on my third glass. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #48 May 12, 2006 QuoteWanna play "This little piggy"? how do you play? what are the rules?Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #49 May 12, 2006 QuoteWanna play "This little piggy"? Stay away from my toes. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #50 May 12, 2006 1st you procure a bare foot."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
