Zipp0 1 #26 May 12, 2006 QuoteBut chick flicks have gotten many a guy laid. It's not worth the price. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #27 May 12, 2006 Not you. You're over 18 with no children. So no. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #28 May 12, 2006 Quotedo you really want all those chicks who LOOOOOVE chick flicks emitting a simultaneous whine of galactic proportions when they can't get their fucking groove back? I will just have to send my Vice King (Turtlespeed) to deal with the overly emotional ones. He can LISTEN to their problems and be all sympathetic while I hang out with the rational, Level headed, Cool and fun ones. You know.. The old Good King /Bad King Routine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #29 May 12, 2006 As long as you have a plan, man, 'cause chicks can get pretty damn violent in creative ways when not properly appeased... That's all I'm saying. Just be prepared for it get ugly. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #30 May 12, 2006 QuoteEveryone would become color blind.OK... I understand them all except this one. Imagine all the beauty in the world you miss if you couldn't see colors. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #31 May 12, 2006 Shouldn't we be on a wagon somewhere on those bumpy roads Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #32 May 12, 2006 I meant it in the more metaphorical sense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #33 May 12, 2006 Having my Vice King in charge of Chick appeasement may or may not be the greatest idea ever. Turtle will definitely have his hands full.. But regardless.. Chick Flicks must end!! The damage inflicted on the male population by these abominations and evil tourcher devises is simply too great to allow this to continue. Save the world!! Elect me King!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #34 May 12, 2006 I would like to live in J's world, but with one teeny-tiny difference: Chick flicks playing on big-screen TV's . . . EVERYWHERE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #35 May 12, 2006 QuoteI meant it in the more metaphorical sense. Ahhh then I basically agree, it would be cool if people didn't judge based on color but the differences are beautiful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #36 May 12, 2006 just abolish tv's... except those that are used for skydiving/base video editing and porn Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #37 May 12, 2006 QuoteChick flicks playing on big-screen TV's . . . EVERYWHERE. UUUUGGGGGggggg!!! I have had that nightmare before... so many times.. MAke it stop PLEASEEEEEE!!! AaaahhhhhhhhHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!! MUST RUN AWAY!! MUST ESCAPE!! Help!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #38 May 12, 2006 Law #4: I get to pick out The Racks v2.0`s complete wardrobe. Part of my Planet wide beautification program!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #39 May 12, 2006 QuoteLaw #4: I get to pick out The Racks v2.0`s complete wardrobe. Part of my Planet wide beautification program!!Well you are good at picking out outfits Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #40 May 12, 2006 OK.. Here is your first outfit. (See attachement) Please try it on and send me pics!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #41 May 12, 2006 may want to try to press the upload button... Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #42 May 12, 2006 Quotemay want to try to press the upload button... Not really! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #43 May 12, 2006 Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #44 May 12, 2006 Quotemay want to try to press the upload button... *** ...Let's see you're in seat 1A one the rocket to the right over there...! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #45 May 12, 2006 1. Pay off all religious leaders to publically proclaim me as the prophet each religion was waiting for, with their assurances to the applicable religions that I am not, in actuality, the Anti-Christ. Then I can tell people to get along because religious conflict is the surest path to hell. Then we can get along a bit. 2. Disband the UN and all other international federations. That's what my job is. 3. Order that only good beers, wines and alcohols are to be allowed. Coors and Budweiser will either adapt or be banned. Lousy alcohol will be burned. I would be the sole arbiter of this. 4. I don't know what No. 4 would be. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #46 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuotemay want to try to press the upload button... *** ...Let's see you're in seat 1A one the rocket to the right over there...! *shakes fist*! i'll just do this again with a real bomb tho Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #47 May 12, 2006 ...Make all cereal packages easier to open! Nothing worst in the morning than getting yer ass kicked by Captain Crunch! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #48 May 12, 2006 QuoteOK.. Here is your first outfit. (See attachement) Please try it on and send me pics!!Funny that's what I wear every day at home Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #49 May 12, 2006 *shakes fist*! i'll just do this again with a real bomb tho *** "YEE HAAAA!!" Say hi to Dr.Strangelove for me! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #50 May 12, 2006 Funny that's what I wear every day at home *** P R O V E it!!!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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