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Ok, let's make a story. When you post you get to add one sentence to the story. Run on sentences are not allowed. Make sure you copy and paste the previous part and then add on your sentence. I'll start it off. I'm going to bed now so when I wake up in 8 hours or so I expect some good stuff. Here we go...


The other day I was walking down the street.

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The other day I was walking down the street. It was 8o'clock in the morning the sun was shining
an had the promise of being a great day. Then I slipped on a dog turd,



.........it was huge. As I fell I tried to not fall in it as this morning was the morning I gave my Doctorial dissertation. I realized it was not to be.....I had dog crap all over the butt of my pants.


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The other day I was walking down the street. It was 8:00 a.m., the sun was shining, and had the promise of being a great day. Then I slipped on a dog turd. That reminded me of waltappel's dz.com championship turd-off thread.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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The other day I was walking down the street. It was 8:00 a.m., the sun was shining, and had the promise of being a great day. Then I slipped on a dog turd. That reminded me of waltappel's dz.com championship turd-off thread. And once again, I was running for the bathroom, kneeling before the porcelan king, hurling my guts out.


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The other day I was walking down the street. It was 8:00 a.m., the sun was shining, and had the promise of being a great day. Then I slipped on a dog turd. That reminded me of waltappel's dz.com championship turd-off thread. And once again, I was running for the bathroom, kneeling before the porcelan king, hurling my guts out.

Then, waltappel's gay friend from the psycho ward showed up. He wanted to know if he could help.
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The other day I was walking down the street. It was 8:00 a.m., the sun was shining, and had the promise of being a great day. Then I slipped on a dog turd. That reminded me of waltappel's dz.com championship turd-off thread. And once again, I was running for the bathroom, kneeling before the porcelan king, hurling my guts out.

Then, waltappel's gay friend from the psycho ward showed up. He wanted to know if he could help.



"I know I'm just a gay guy from a psycho ward", he said, "but I have magical powers and will grant you three wishes for absolutely anything you want."

Walt

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The other day I was walking down the street. It was 8:00 a.m., the sun was shining, and had the promise of being a great day. Then I slipped on a dog turd. That reminded me of waltappel's dz.com championship turd-off thread. And once again, I was running for the bathroom, kneeling before the porcelan king, hurling my guts out.

Then, waltappel's gay friend from the psycho ward showed up. He wanted to know if he could help.

"I know I'm just a gay guy from a psycho ward", he said, "but I have magical powers and will grant you three wishes for absolutely anything you want."

"Ummm, who let you out of the psycho ward, and how did you get in here?"
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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