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You know you need to get laid when....

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-You write a thread about knowing when you need to get laid.

-You start a poll asking if you are easy to find out who's pants he can get into first or easiest.

:D

I *KNOW* when I need to get laid, and NOW is a great answer... :o

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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You elect to do a naked tandem skydive... and you wonder why it was free



I KNEW it was going to be free! I didn't wonder at all! :o:D

But, does that mean *I* need to get laid?

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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-You write a thread about knowing when you need to get laid.

-You start a poll asking if you are easy to find out who's pants he can get into first or easiest.

:D

I *KNOW* when I need to get laid, and NOW is ALWAYS a great answer... :o



Fixed it
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You elect to do a naked tandem skydive... and you wonder why it was free



I KNEW it was going to be free! I didn't wonder at all! :o:D

But, does that mean *I* need to get laid?



You watch a video of two dogs screwing and one of them pukes.... and youstill feel a little swelling going on :o
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

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But, does that mean *I* need to get laid?



of course! :S:D



Any willing participants?

It's been almost three weeks to the day... :S Now is always a great answer.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Any willing participants?



are you not following this thread? you should PM wildcard451 about that ;)



In or around the Austin, TX area (maybe a 3-hour radius)? There. I narrowed the search. :D;)

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Is that how Kristin got all of those bruises on her neck?:$:o:D



AHhhh - Hangin head down again - huh?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Any willing participants?



are you not following this thread? you should PM wildcard451 about that ;)



In or around the Austin, TX area (maybe a 3-hour radius)? There. I narrowed the search. :D;)



slow on the ball i guess

Shoulda called me while I was in houston this weekend.:P



Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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