4WayXena 0 #1 May 17, 2006 GFD started the whole "Do you poop at the same time everyday?" thread. I used to work with this guy that would make a pre-emptive strike before every show day and "go drop the kids off at the pool." What's your favorite/funniest way of saying "I gotta go take a shit!"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #2 May 17, 2006 Pinch a loaf or drop the kids off at the pool.BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #3 May 17, 2006 "gotta poop" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #4 May 17, 2006 I change that just a bit: "go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #5 May 17, 2006 Squeeze one out. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #6 May 17, 2006 growing a tailScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #7 May 17, 2006 Take the browns to the superbowl--- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4WayXena 0 #8 May 17, 2006 My nephew asked me to add "downloading some files." Nice! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 May 17, 2006 Givin' birth to a PACKER! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #10 May 17, 2006 QuoteGFD started the whole "Do you poop at the same time everyday?" thread. I used to work with this guy that would make a pre-emptive strike before every show day and "go drop the kids off at the pool." What's your favorite/funniest way of saying "I gotta go take a shit!"? Pinch a loaf. Send the kids white water rafting. Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,078 #11 May 17, 2006 >I used to work with this guy that would make a pre-emptive strike > before every show day and "go drop the kids off at the pool." Slightly off topic - If some enterprising skydiver installed a 25 cent pay toilet at the Perris loading area they'd make a fortune. For some reason you don't notice how much you have to go until after you get your gear on and the plane is about to land. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #12 May 17, 2006 Spreading Chocolate "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBrant 0 #13 May 17, 2006 gotta go take a wicked "No" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotalus01 0 #14 May 17, 2006 I gotta blow mud or I need to see a man about a mule its a southern thing i guess As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #15 May 17, 2006 peeench a loaf. drop some friends off at the pond make tootsie rolls how 'bout them turtleheads? OR...one of my favorites "I need to go take a Kirsten." is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #16 May 17, 2006 I like "negotiate the release of the chocolate hostages" and when it takes a while... say sorry I am not good at goodbyes... especially the teary ones._________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #17 May 17, 2006 It's a, it's a, constitutional, slightly, slightly air pollutional.OR "Massive Gassive"Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #18 May 17, 2006 I gotta go have a movement And the other,I'd better not say......don't wanna get bannedHint;It involves the word"greenies""No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #19 May 17, 2006 Quotepeeench a loaf. drop some friends off at the pond make tootsie rolls how 'bout them turtleheads? OR...one of my favorites "I need to go take a Kirsten." I use that one too: I need to take a "BOB" and wipe my "MARK"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #20 May 17, 2006 QuoteI gotta go have a movement And the other,I'd better not say......don't wanna get bannedHint;It involves the word"greenies" dont be a teaser tell us!!!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #21 May 17, 2006 Do you mean 'euphemism' or what that your euphemism was to say it? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #22 May 17, 2006 What a tasteless thread!!!!!! I found this list. I like, "Cooking a Butt Burrito" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #23 May 17, 2006 My mother used to ask me if I had to take a "grunt" when I was a child. I always hated that word. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonege 0 #24 May 17, 2006 Drop a deuce. Lay some cable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sd-slider 0 #25 May 18, 2006 "Spawn a Mudfish" . . .Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
