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distinguishing feature?

When I meet you, what will I remember most about you?



the fact that I have an 11 inch penis,
around!!!!!!:o:o

You'd notice my big nose maybe, and maybe my small ears. Everyone is always telling me I have small ears. As a personality you'd remember that I say the weirdest things sometimes. Or you might remember I didn't say much, I like to listen and watch alot.
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But, I am the guy playing with the fire... and I'm telling you that the burning ends are in fact hot...



I'll have to take your word for that : )

Learn to take a compliment : ) Guys that play with fire are sexy : )



I'm sorry... I'm a fan of the double entendre so it really hard to pass up the opportuntunity to pass up the chance to play with it... :$

Several dz.commers were there and witnessed my juggling escpades the video was shot by dz.com's very own Chizazz.

edited to add: I appreciate the complement... B|
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Actually when I first met you.. What really stood out was your mischievous smile and CMFM eyes.:P

And here I thought my smile was innocent :)

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Oh and your imeadiate and blunt assessment of my chances.:o:D:D

Honesty is a good thing ;) I think that assesment was proved wrong awhile ago though :P

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My turds, maybe?



I have two children and I've seen alot of interesting turds Walt. I've actually seen a bowel movement that was light blue and also one that was extremely green. So, I doubt that's what I'll remember most about you.



:D:D:D In the last 6 weeks, I've seen a lot of different colors, textures and stench come out of my baby girl. This week it's a grainy green mixed with white spots and an unholy smell. B|

My most distinguishing feature on the DZ would have to be my bright orange (fading in some areas) jumpsuit. You couldn't not see me.

That and the fact that you can also find me in a room full of assholes when you yell "HEY ASSHOLE!" I'll be the only one not turning to your direction replying "WHAT!!" :D:D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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distinguishing feature?

When I meet you, what will I remember most about you?



Don't ask - don't tell.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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That and the fact that you can also find me in a room full of assholes when you yell "HEY ASSHOLE!" I'll be the only one not turning to your direction replying "WHAT!!"



Shit Billy, I read your post without realizing it was yours. After it finally set in, I laughed my ass off. The guy down the hall at work just looked at me funny. I guess he is used to me being kinda weird.
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Yup---I am addicted to this DZ.com website thingy. I bought my rig and jumpsuit off of the classifieds and like to read the articles (the one on exit separation was very good!) and I like to see what the topic of the day is. Usually don't post too often---don't want to give somebody new stalking material...:S

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