stitch 0 #26 May 21, 2006 I'd teach you how to fart efficently, and blame it on Chuck Norris"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #27 May 21, 2006 QuoteI'd teach you how to fart efficently, and blame it on Chuck Norris OMG! I have the Southpark song in my head now about "what would Bryan Boitano do"...but replacing it with Chuck Norris _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #28 May 21, 2006 I could teach you how to make beautiful sparkling jewelz, even a snazzy closing pin necklace. Every girl needs a little sparkle! I might be able to help ya out in the tunnel too. Not that you need it, but it's something I've been known to get into from time to time. Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #29 May 22, 2006 I would teach you how packing for me would get you a nice <<>>."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #30 May 22, 2006 QuoteI would teach you how packing for me would get you a nice <<>>. ...that was yesterday...it's called survival skills _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #31 May 22, 2006 I could teach you how to do your own picture matting and framing... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #32 May 22, 2006 I could teach you how to recognize a male faked orgasm. Of course, it takes a great deal of practice to spot it correctly every time, and in order to teach that skill correctly, there must be a random factor between real and faked orgasms. Just let me know when you are ready to learn, ok? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #33 May 22, 2006 QuoteI could teach you how to recognize a male faked orgasm. Of course, it takes a great deal of practice to spot it correctly every time, and in order to teach that skill correctly, there must be a random factor between real and faked orgasms. Just let me know when you are ready to learn, ok? lick...dontcha miss those good ole days? I do. We were stuuuuuupid back then _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #34 May 22, 2006 Quotelick...dontcha miss those good ole days? I do. We were stuuuuuupid back then The days are what we make 'em and to me at least, they're still good! Lick! right back atcha!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #35 May 22, 2006 Shortcomings of C.A.P.M. Conversely I would teach you how to make a damned good cheesecake or a beautifull rack of lamb. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #36 May 22, 2006 How to pour a beer with the perfect head. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #37 May 22, 2006 To drive a boat.Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #38 May 22, 2006 - Play guitar - 60 ways to do up Ramen noodlesMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #39 May 22, 2006 In order for me to teach you something I would actually have to KNOW something Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #40 May 22, 2006 How to open a beer bottle with a lighter? Or, I could teach you lots of tricks with video editing or photo restoration or graphic design or... yeah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #41 May 22, 2006 I could teach you how to land on your head...everytime. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #42 May 22, 2006 Wanna learn to dumpster-dive???"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites