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are you the infamous Kris, keeper of the drunk dial list?

yeah, the cat scene is definitely one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a movie. Bringing papa Joe the sandwich is better though. :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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I watched Boondock Saints based on everyone's favorable reviews.

It sucks ass. Seriously. :|It is the worst movie ever. I kept hoping that somehow the movie would improve but it never did. It was the the worst edited senseless stream of images I have ever seen. Even as a cult B-movie it sucks. Do not waste your time watching the Boondock Saints.

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WHAT?!?! How can you say that? What exactly did you not like.

2 Irish guys becoming vigilante, and meeting their lon glost father. Willem Dafoe with some AWESOME ACTING!!

Action, Violence, Drama, Comedy Can't ask for anything better

By the time you read this you have already read it.

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There was not a single positive thing I can say about this movie. The plot sounds cool but the entire film is so poorly edited, acted, produced as to make it a total waste of time.

I would rather watch a month of non-stop Oprah and Martha Stewart episodes than watch Boondock Saints. It was that bad.

Ken
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yeah, the cat scene is definitely one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a movie. Bringing papa Joe the sandwich is better though. :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:



On the DVD extra features is the best non-PC lebian joke I have ever heard...if you got the DVD check out "special features" --> "deleted scenes"-->"rozengurtle baumgartener" scene

Also in that scene the "rule of thumbs" is f-ing funny.

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Just think of it this way: statistically, there are more guys who don't like hooters than there are guys who don't like this movie.

You're bound to run across one of them someday. :P
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Comeo on people.....help me out here. Help me convince SAmurai this is an awesome movie.



Why? Who cares if he doesn't like it. Doesn't change my opinion at all.

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I have the VHS from a while ago, which scene is rule of thumb? It sounds familiar, but it's not connecting...

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While the wicked stand counfounded
call me, with all thy saints surrounded



can anyone place that in the movie? B|
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we talking the resaurant chain or the chicas?


huh? I was just saying some people aren't going to like it. seems pretty damned weird to me, but to each his own.
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Just think of it this way: statistically, there are more guys who don't like hooters than there are guys who don't like this movie.



Ironically enough, I had a discussion about how much Boondock Staints sucks w/ a bunch of skydivers (who all agreed) while we were walking into the BYOB stripclub this past weekend.:)

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I have the VHS from a while ago, which scene is rule of thumb? It sounds familiar, but it's not connecting...

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While the wicked stand counfounded
call me, with all thy saints surrounded



can anyone place that in the movie? B|



Can't place the quote, but the rule of thumbs scene was at the very begining when the big fat lesbian said that a rule of thumb was how they measured how big of a stick you could beat your wife with during the "old days' and the dude said, "Rule of thumbs, well you couldn't do much damage with that, maybe it should have been the rule of wrists" If you want the lesbian joke, PM me, I won't post that here.

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right, the big crazy bitch with a tattoo on her neck at the meat plant. totally forgot.

PM me the joke, I have got to hear something that they cut out of that movie.
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Where in the living F have you been?




I'v been in hiding...apparently this psycho chick I knew, who used to live in San Antonio, moved to Dallas. I fear for my safetly knowing she's so close, but I'm not that fearful, considering that she's such a wussy-chimp that she never even calls.:P

*why yes, I am a master of subtlety.*
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Well then hook a brother up. I'm going to need it for this weekend (not that I'm sure I'll be able to read the numbers, but I'll figure it out). B|

PM me, or my email is in my profile

[yes, I realize that means my lonely little mobile will be getting an increase in volume as well] :P
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Just finished working out with the movie in the background. Got to tell you, hearing the "And shepherd we shall be, while pushing that last rep is almost as good as the old Rage ATM cds.
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Its racing around Netflix crazy like. People giving it the much deserved high ratings help. Netflix is the "cult flick" wet dream, they've pretty much got what you want and get it to you quick...unlike most movie rental shops.
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