jumpjunkie2004 0 #1 May 23, 2006 but it made me smile : ) Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 May 23, 2006 I'm all warm and fuzzy inside now thinking of my dear friends. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 May 23, 2006 Quote Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. I'll probably need some help this weekend . . . um - do you have a mini-excavator?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #4 May 23, 2006 QuoteI'm all warm and fuzzy inside now thinking of my dear friends. here's the one for you... when you get drunk from drinking too much psycho-punch, a kind southern gentleman will be your wife and clean it all up and not utter a word of complaint... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #5 May 23, 2006 My favorite on this subject has always been: A Good Friend will come Bail you out of Jail. A Great Friend will be sitting right beside you in Jail going "Dude!! That fuckin Rocked!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 May 23, 2006 Quotehere's the one for you... when you get drunk from drinking too much psycho-punch, a kind southern gentleman will be your wife and clean it all up and not utter a word of complaint... Hypothetically, of course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImGunnaJump 0 #7 May 23, 2006 I've never seen it put quite this way, and I think it rocks! Thanks for sharing."...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #8 May 23, 2006 QuoteI'll probably need some help this weekend . . . um - do you have a mini-excavator? No mini-excavator...sorry : ( If you were closer, I'd bring over a garden tiller - At least we could use that to break up the ground a bit : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 May 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'll probably need some help this weekend . . . um - do you have a mini-excavator? No mini-excavator...sorry : ( If you were closer, I'd bring over a garden tiller - At least we could use that to break up the ground a bit : ) What about one of those garden twisty things? ooooh - what about a credit card - I know an equipment rental place that we can get one.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #10 May 23, 2006 QuoteQuotehere's the one for you... when you get drunk from drinking too much psycho-punch, a kind southern gentleman will be your wife and clean it all up and not utter a word of complaint... Hypothetically, of course. oh yes, that goes w/o saying... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #11 May 23, 2006 meh... I got nothing... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #12 May 23, 2006 Quoteooooh - what about a credit card - I know an equipment rental place that we can get one. That must be some hole we're making : ) Exactly how many bodies are we planning for? I have a few skeletons that are in my closet and a couple of my own to toss in : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 May 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteooooh - what about a credit card - I know an equipment rental place that we can get one. That must be some hole we're making : ) Exactly how many bodies are we planning for? I have a few skeletons that are in my closet and a couple of my own to toss in : ) Bodies? What bodies? and there will be plenty of room - clean out all the closets you want?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #14 May 23, 2006 QuoteBodies? What bodies? Silly me...I thought we were making a mass grave. Are we digging a hole for a swimming pool????Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #15 May 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotehere's the one for you... when you get drunk from drinking too much psycho-punch, a kind southern gentleman will be your wife and clean it all up and not utter a word of complaint... Hypothetically, of course. oh yes, that goes w/o saying... that's not funny... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #16 May 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuotehere's the one for you... when you get drunk from drinking too much psycho-punch, a kind southern gentleman will be your wife and clean it all up and not utter a word of complaint... Hypothetically, of course. oh yes, that goes w/o saying... that's not funny... oh hell yes it is/was!!! me thinks that a certain post responder is a certifiable SAINT!!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 May 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuotehere's the one for you... when you get drunk from drinking too much psycho-punch, a kind southern gentleman will be your wife and clean it all up and not utter a word of complaint... Hypothetically, of course. oh yes, that goes w/o saying... that's not funny... oh hell yes it is/was!!! me thinks that a certain post responder is a certifiable SAINT!!!! That it is not complete common knowledge at thios point in time is a miricle - so yes - sainthood is pending.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #18 May 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuotehere's the one for you... when you get drunk from drinking too much psycho-punch, a kind southern gentleman will be your wife and clean it all up and not utter a word of complaint... Hypothetically, of course. oh yes, that goes w/o saying... that's not funny... oh hell yes it is/was!!! me thinks that a certain post responder is a certifiable SAINT!!!! That it is not complete common knowledge at thios point in time is a miricle - so yes - sainthood is pending. It's more common than you think...a reputation is at stake.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 May 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuotehere's the one for you... when you get drunk from drinking too much psycho-punch, a kind southern gentleman will be your wife and clean it all up and not utter a word of complaint... Hypothetically, of course. oh yes, that goes w/o saying... that's not funny... oh hell yes it is/was!!! me thinks that a certain post responder is a certifiable SAINT!!!! That it is not complete common knowledge at thios point in time is a miricle - so yes - sainthood is pending. It's more common than you think...a reputation is at stake. Is it now? Do tell.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #20 May 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuotehere's the one for you... when you get drunk from drinking too much psycho-punch, a kind southern gentleman will be your wife and clean it all up and not utter a word of complaint... Hypothetically, of course. oh yes, that goes w/o saying... that's not funny... oh hell yes it is/was!!! me thinks that a certain post responder is a certifiable SAINT!!!! That it is not complete common knowledge at thios point in time is a miricle - so yes - sainthood is pending. It's more common than you think...a reputation is at stake. Is it now? Do tell. well, ask NWFlyer... she is the keeper of the story. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #21 May 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuotehere's the one for you... when you get drunk from drinking too much psycho-punch, a kind southern gentleman will be your wife and clean it all up and not utter a word of complaint... Hypothetically, of course. oh yes, that goes w/o saying... that's not funny... oh hell yes it is/was!!! me thinks that a certain post responder is a certifiable SAINT!!!! That it is not complete common knowledge at thios point in time is a miricle - so yes - sainthood is pending. oh, a miracle happened that night, my friend, believe me. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #22 May 23, 2006 Quoteoh, a miracle happened that night, my friend, believe me. Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #23 May 23, 2006 Quotewell, ask NWFlyer... she is the keeper of the story. Hypothetically the story's been told already. And he is a saint. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
