I hate writers block!

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Argh... I hate writers block. I am trying to update my departments Refusal of Medical Aid SOP and I just can't seem to type what I want it to say. GRRRR

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I'm with ya buddy.

Got a huge paper on cochlear implants staring me in the face.

It's why I'm post whoring tonight.

Good luck with your stuff.. sounds like you need some red wine.

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Updating SOPs mean I am in a location where I cannot drink. I think part of my problem is that I am tired secondary to training earlier today.

Allthough some good news. I am saving my company over 5k on the purchase price of a 5 new AED units

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Anvil Brother 84
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Well... I don't know what SOP stands for.

So there.

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Standard Operaiting Procedure

So how does this sound
EMS Personnel: EMS Personnel are to assure that in the event of a refusal there is no life threat present to the patient at the time of the refusal of medical aid. EMS Personnel have a responsibility to observe New York State Medical and Legal guidelines.

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Anvil Brother 84
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Sounds confusing. Not sure if this would work for you, but here is something that sounds like it may flow more smoothly.

In the event of a patient refusal of medical aid, EMS personnel are to assure that there is no present threat to the patient's life.

How does this sound? I can't get it to flow right.

As is reflected in the tuning curves of auditory nerve fibers, a stimulus with a high enough intensity can cause auditory nerve fibers to fire action potentials even when that stimulus is not close in frequency to their characteristic frequency. This spreading of excitation that can occur at a high enough intensity is what causes an improved degree of intensity discrimination at higher levels.

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I think my brain just melted.

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Anvil Brother 84
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nah nah nah.. its like this

In the event of medical aid refusal, in a calm but firm voice say "get your punk ass in the fuckin truck"

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"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Kierkegaard

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All patients have the right to refuse until they blead out and pass out. Then consent is implied.

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Anvil Brother 84
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All patients have the right to refuse until they blead out and pass out. Then consent is implied.

Great, take that, flesh it out abit, and then run it through the spell checker. There is your SOP

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"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Kierkegaard

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As is reflected in the tuning curves of auditory nerve fibers, a stimulus with a high enough intensity can cause auditory nerve fibers to fire action potentials even when that stimulus is not close in frequency to their characteristic frequency. This spreading of excitation that can occur at a high enough intensity is what causes an improved degree of intensity discrimination at higher levels.

How's this?
"Tuning curves of auditory nerve fibers show that stimuli of sufficiently high intensity can trigger action potentials, even if the particular stimulus is not at or near the fiber's characteristic frequency. At higher levels, the propogation of these action potentials improves intensity discrimination."

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Dave

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Hey, thanks!

I've got it: (Now 15 more pages to go.)

The tuning curves of auditory nerve fibers show that stimuli of sufficiently high intensity can trigger action potentials, even if the particular stimulus is not at or near the nerve fiber's characteristic frequency. At higher levels this spread of neural excitation along the basilar membrane is responsible for improved intensity discrimination.

Thanks Dave! Should I cite you?

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What are you going to give him a ticket for?


Cite Dropzone.com

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Anvil Brother 84
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In my references section, silly!

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Thanks Dave! Should I cite you?

Nah, I prefer boobie flashes and beer.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)