Buried 0 #1 May 25, 2006 I know livendave's probably touches him in odd places but what does your's do? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #2 May 25, 2006 mine occasionally touches others too...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #3 May 25, 2006 Sometimes it shorts out, and does like the roller coaster effect! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #4 May 25, 2006 lives with me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #5 May 25, 2006 She collects animals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #6 May 25, 2006 she sure has a big cock. Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 May 25, 2006 Cockerels scare the crap out of me, i had one chase me around a garden when i was younger [/hijack]1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #8 May 25, 2006 QuoteSometimes it shorts out, and does like the roller coaster effect! g may want to replace him sooner than later Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #9 May 25, 2006 QuoteSometimes it shorts out, and does like the roller coaster effect! g I dont think they were built with that type of abuse in mind!!!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 May 25, 2006 Had one that had a subscription to "Walking" Magazine. I should have know that one wasn't going to work out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PRSKY71 0 #11 May 26, 2006 Many, but the one safe to post is "drinks days old coffee." Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. -- Phillips Brooks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #12 May 26, 2006 Most everything he does is weird. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #13 May 26, 2006 Hmmmmm, gotta go with the sleeping on the floor when there is a big bed just a few feet away..... Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #14 May 26, 2006 He refuses to order his own Diet Coke. Whether we go to a restaurant or a drive through fast food place he will flat out refuse to order his own drink, but he will try to drink all of mine. Every time!Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #15 May 26, 2006 So tell us more about the ones that aren't safe to post about?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #16 May 26, 2006 Must be when she mumbles and talks in her sleep. I wake up, ask her what she's said, she'll mumble something again and then quiet down. It's the funniest thing! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #17 May 26, 2006 I haven't read the responses yet, but I GUARANTEE no-one has said this. He HAS to look up at the sun to sneeze I told him for years, it's not the sun, silly, it's the act of leaning your head back. He insisted it was NOT. It actually drove me to googling the subject. Come to find out, he's a "photic sneezer". Who knew? It still makes me laugh every time he leans his head back and searches dramatically for the sunPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #18 May 26, 2006 Absolutely nothing. Have no SO anymore! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #19 May 26, 2006 Quote It still makes me laugh every time he leans his head back and searches dramatically for the sun What does he do when he's inside? Or at night?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #20 May 26, 2006 How you doin'?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #21 May 26, 2006 Hey Sweetie!! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #22 May 26, 2006 QuoteWhat does he do when he's inside? Or at night? Funny...now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever heard/seen him sneeze any other time but day This is more weird than I thoughtPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #23 May 26, 2006 "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #24 May 26, 2006 Occasionally gets a hangnail. heh heh Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #25 May 26, 2006 What is an SO?? Yes, I know what it means!! LOL Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
