jtval 0 #1 May 26, 2006 since there seems to be 1000 posts of nonsense I figured I would add another. post your oddball "If I .... would you... "example? If I had sex with a monkey, would you babysit the offspring? Feel free to take this question seriously, it might be funMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #2 May 26, 2006 If I mixed rum and milk together and drank it, would you think that was gross? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #3 May 26, 2006 Considering the offspring could possibly be family... sure... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 May 26, 2006 HAHA! thanks, she's due in 6 weeks edit for ....are you ready? you're not gonna believe it.....TypoMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 May 26, 2006 Where's guppie? I'll post for her If I sneezed out my tampon would you wanna read about it?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #6 May 26, 2006 [Austin Powers]If I had my very own penis pump, would it make you horny baby... I swear its not my bag baby [/Austin Powers]... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 May 26, 2006 No it wouldn't... If I ate corn, would you try to count it in my crap?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #8 May 26, 2006 "if i took this cigarette and put it out on you, would you love me?" -- name that tune.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 May 26, 2006 don 't know the tune but If I smiled when you did , would you fear me?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflychris 0 #10 May 26, 2006 If i had crabs would you want them.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 May 26, 2006 No. If I posted nonsense - would you read it anyway?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #12 May 26, 2006 QuoteWhere's guppie? I'll post for her If I sneezed out my tampon would you wanna read about it? LOL "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #13 May 26, 2006 If I hugged you, would you hug me back?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #14 May 26, 2006 If I kissed you, would you run away? If I gave you my heart, would you break it? If I gave you the keys to my apartment, would you panic? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 May 26, 2006 QuoteIf I kissed you, would you run away? If I gave you my heart, would you break it? If I gave you the keys to my apartment, would you panic? g If I hold you will you be calm? If I need you will you be there? If I spanked you would you cry? If I liked you would you like me back?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 May 26, 2006 If the site goes down, will you hold me until it's back?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #17 May 26, 2006 If I fell in love with you would you promise to be true Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 May 26, 2006 QuoteIf I fell in love with you would you promise to be true Umm - JT . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #19 May 26, 2006 If I held your hand, would you walk with me? If I looked into your eyes, would you look back? If I were to fall, would you help me up? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #20 May 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf I fell in love with you would you promise to be true Umm - JT . . . If I ignored Gary's question would you promise not to bring it up againMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #21 May 26, 2006 if i spanked a monkey would you think that is animal abuse if i hid BOB would you hate me? if i post this would you read it? if i joined the army would you kill me... please? if i ran away to mexico would you help me find a job? if i packed your canopy would you jump it? if i died would you have sex with my body? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #22 May 26, 2006 That was from a Beatles song. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #23 May 26, 2006 QuoteThat was from a Beatles song. Now he's seranading you JT.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #24 May 26, 2006 If I laughed nervously would you think I believed you?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #25 May 26, 2006 If I stalked you would you run away?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
turtlespeed 226 #23 May 26, 2006 QuoteThat was from a Beatles song. Now he's seranading you JT.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #24 May 26, 2006 If I laughed nervously would you think I believed you?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 May 26, 2006 If I stalked you would you run away?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
