happythoughts 0 #1 May 27, 2006 As Lincoln muttered to himself, "Great... another night of watching plays. I need that like a hole in the head." First redneck, "Hold my beer and watch this..." Second redneck, "He just didn't do it right..." An acquaintance once told a cop preceding a non-fatal discussion, "Sure, you're all tough while I've got these cuffs on. Bet you wish you could hit..." Want to predict your last words? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 May 27, 2006 QuoteWant to predict your last words? One little mint won't hurt, its a tiny itsy bitsy mint... (since its sort of obscure, not real obscure, but not painfully obvious) --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
climbnjump 0 #3 May 27, 2006 Damn. Gotta read the whole post first... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 May 27, 2006 QuoteWant to predict your last words? Probably something like "OH FUUU----!!!!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stevehend15 0 #5 May 27, 2006 SHITTY SHITTY!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #6 May 27, 2006 One pilot to the other "What's a mountain goat doing up here in the clouds?" "Relax, this gun's not loaded." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #7 May 27, 2006 I always thought the word "bashakaliscousness" would be a cool last word! I'll tell you what! I'll try dying in the morning, use the damn word, and let you know how it did for me! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #8 May 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteWant to predict your last words? One little mint won't hurt, its a tiny itsy bitsy mint... (since its sort of obscure, not real obscure, but not painfully obvious) it's wahfer theenL.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #9 May 27, 2006 QuoteOne little mint won't hurt, its a tiny itsy bitsy mint... (since its sort of obscure, not real obscure, but not painfully obvious) it's wahfer theen Some Texan dude tried it few year ago with Pretzels. Knocked himself unconscious, but by some miracle, survived it. Go figure... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 May 27, 2006 Want to predict your last words? *** "Husband? .....You're MARRIED?!?!?!?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #11 May 27, 2006 Nah, I think I can make it.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 May 27, 2006 "What the fu..." - mayor of Hiroshima (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gregzilla 0 #13 May 28, 2006 Bring me a bucket, I've got to puke "Just remember that when mortal men play superheroes, gravity is their kryptonite." Dudiest Skydiver # 3760 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #14 May 28, 2006 "Don't worry men, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #15 May 28, 2006 I said...Cut the Red wir......... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
