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Screw all this mushy, sappy, Brady Bunch love fest! Someone tell a dirty joke, say something inappropriate, talk about anal sex. And what about the fucking penguins or clowns? Huh? Someone talk about those fuckers for a bit.

GFD would be pissed with the lack of humor here. So, let's have it!


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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Screw all this mushy, sappy, Brady Bunch love fest! Someone tell a dirty joke, say something inappropriate, talk about anal sex. And what about the fucking penguins or clowns? Huh? Someone talk about those fuckers for a bit.

GFD would be pissed with the lack of humor here. So, let's have it!



I like the new look.

is that maybaline?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Screw all this mushy, sappy, Brady Bunch love fest! Someone tell a dirty joke, say something inappropriate, talk about anal sex. And what about the fucking penguins or clowns? Huh? Someone talk about those fuckers for a bit.

GFD would be pissed with the lack of humor here. So, let's have it!

the shiny soul does speak the truth... I wish I knew some...
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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No, I tried to sleep. The clowns got my eyes.



you know - pirates only have one eye patched - don't you think you're over doing it a bit?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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No, I tried to sleep. The clowns got my eyes.



you know - pirates only have one eye patched - don't you think you're over doing it a bit?





Okay, I changed it. My avatar is a tribute to Dirty Pirate Whore 1.


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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No, I tried to sleep. The clowns got my eyes.



you know - pirates only have one eye patched - don't you think you're over doing it a bit?



Maybe she's an overachiever?



Over a - what?

At her present altitude the plane that hit the Pentagon would have flown right over her!:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Screw all this mushy, sappy, Brady Bunch love fest! Someone tell a dirty joke, say something inappropriate, talk about anal sex. And what about the fucking penguins or clowns? Huh? Someone talk about those fuckers for a bit.

GFD would be pissed with the lack of humor here. So, let's have it!



I think she understands we need one day.

Tomorrow she'll be calling us a bunch of crybaby pussies whining about sand in our vaginas. ;)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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I think she understands we need one day.

Tomorrow she'll be calling us a bunch of crybaby pussies whining about sand in our vaginas. ;)




Yeah, but personally, I cannot cry anymore. I have felt more emotions last night and today than I care to. My best way to deal with something is to laugh. So, I called on my favorite fuckers to rally up and laugh with me. I'm sure you understand, you clown-fucking dork.


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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I think she understands we need one day.

Tomorrow she'll be calling us a bunch of crybaby pussies whining about sand in our vaginas. ;)




Yeah, but personally, I cannot cry anymore. I have felt more emotions last night and today than I care to. My best way to deal with something is to laugh. So, I called on my favorite fuckers to rally up and laugh with me. I'm sure you understand, you clown-fucking dork.



Don't attack the poor fucker -

I mean - please!

Just cuz he likes fucking penguin sammiches.:|

Get off his back you ass raper!:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I'm sure you understand, you clown-fucking dork.



Keep talking like that and I'll punch you in the other eye... or give you my credit card number... maybe both. :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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I think I just creamed my jeans.



Now THAT - is what I'm talkin' about -

proof please.

Preferably pictures, but we will accept video.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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If you give me your credit card number I'll let you punch my good eye.



So - what does he get to "punch" it with?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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This is oppsite day, you love me, your just mad cause I dont love anybody back.... just the sunflower seeds that spent the day being my only souce of nourishment... Im selfish, its all about the seeds.... empty on the stitch
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Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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This is oppsite day, you love me, your just mad cause I dont love anybody back.... just the sunflower seeds that spent the day being my only souce of nourishment... Im selfish, its all about the seeds.... empty on the stitch



Why does the Barney Song suddenly slither into my mind.:|

I'm a little scared now.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Screw all this mushy, sappy, Brady Bunch love fest! Someone tell a dirty joke, say something inappropriate, talk about anal sex. And what about the fucking penguins or clowns? Huh? Someone talk about those fuckers for a bit.

GFD would be pissed with the lack of humor here. So, let's have it!



Hey, I tried when I asked VSG to fuck me to prove our love. I believe Shannon inspired me from above.:)
Chris



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Screw all this mushy, sappy, Brady Bunch love fest! Someone tell a dirty joke, say something inappropriate, talk about anal sex. And what about the fucking penguins or clowns? Huh? Someone talk about those fuckers for a bit.

GFD would be pissed with the lack of humor here. So, let's have it!



Hey, I tried when I asked VSG to fuck me to prove our love. I believe Shannon inspired me from above.:)
Chris



It was my experiance that she liked to inspire from behind - are you sure you didn't feel anything?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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