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Shit...
"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That reminds me that I dated a dyslexic girl some time ago. Nothing but bowl jobs.
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Now that's some seriously wierd shit.
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Eat Shit And Die
I shit U not.
No Shit Sherlock
An otherwise Shitty Day.
(not to be taken personal, Love U)
What a Shit bird... 
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Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!
Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!
<> - Nahh.. Fuck is.
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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome
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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome
Don't say "shit", say "poo" according to Southpark
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's poo ... that's right, poo!
Poo may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get poo-faced, Be poo-out-of-luck, Or have poo for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your poo together, find a place for your poo, or be asked to poo or get off the pot.
You can smoke poo, buy poo, sell poo, lose poo, find poo, forget poo, and tell others to eat poo.
Some people know their poo, while others can't tell the difference between poo and shineola.
There are lucky poos, dumb poos, and crazy poos. There is bull poo, horse poo, and chicken poo.
<>You can throw poo, sling poo, catch poo, shoot the poo, or duck when the poo hits the fan.
You can give a poo or serve poo on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep poo or be happier than a pig in poo.
Some days are colder than poo, some days are hotter than poo, and some days are just plain pooey.
Some music sounds like poo, things can look like poo, and there are times when you feel like poo.
You can have too much poo, not enough poo, the right poo, the wrong poo or a lot of weird poo.
You can carry poo, have a mountain of poo, or find yourself up poo creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to poo and other times you fall in a bucket of poo and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your poo, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a poo; or not do so if you don't give a poo!
Well, poo, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a poo and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of poo. But, if you happened to catch a load of poo from some poo-head...........
Well, Poo Happens!!!
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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's poo ... that's right, poo!
Poo may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get poo-faced, Be poo-out-of-luck, Or have poo for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your poo together, find a place for your poo, or be asked to poo or get off the pot.
You can smoke poo, buy poo, sell poo, lose poo, find poo, forget poo, and tell others to eat poo.
Some people know their poo, while others can't tell the difference between poo and shineola.
There are lucky poos, dumb poos, and crazy poos. There is bull poo, horse poo, and chicken poo.
<>You can throw poo, sling poo, catch poo, shoot the poo, or duck when the poo hits the fan.
You can give a poo or serve poo on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep poo or be happier than a pig in poo.
Some days are colder than poo, some days are hotter than poo, and some days are just plain pooey.
Some music sounds like poo, things can look like poo, and there are times when you feel like poo.
You can have too much poo, not enough poo, the right poo, the wrong poo or a lot of weird poo.
You can carry poo, have a mountain of poo, or find yourself up poo creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to poo and other times you fall in a bucket of poo and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your poo, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a poo; or not do so if you don't give a poo!
Well, poo, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a poo and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of poo. But, if you happened to catch a load of poo from some poo-head...........
Well, Poo Happens!!!
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