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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
<>You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!
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Don't say "shit", say "poo" according to Southpark;)

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's poo ... that's right, poo!
Poo may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get poo-faced, Be poo-out-of-luck, Or have poo for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your poo together, find a place for your poo, or be asked to poo or get off the pot.

You can smoke poo, buy poo, sell poo, lose poo, find poo, forget poo, and tell others to eat poo.

Some people know their poo, while others can't tell the difference between poo and shineola.

There are lucky poos, dumb poos, and crazy poos. There is bull poo, horse poo, and chicken poo.
<>You can throw poo, sling poo, catch poo, shoot the poo, or duck when the poo hits the fan.

You can give a poo or serve poo on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep poo or be happier than a pig in poo.

Some days are colder than poo, some days are hotter than poo, and some days are just plain pooey.

Some music sounds like poo, things can look like poo, and there are times when you feel like poo.

You can have too much poo, not enough poo, the right poo, the wrong poo or a lot of weird poo.
You can carry poo, have a mountain of poo, or find yourself up poo creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to poo and other times you fall in a bucket of poo and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your poo, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a poo; or not do so if you don't give a poo!

Well, poo, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a poo and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of poo. But, if you happened to catch a load of poo from some poo-head...........

Well, Poo Happens!!!





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