Andy_Copland 0 #1 May 31, 2006 Know it all bull shitters... I was warned about this guy who i work with called Nigel, infact i was told "You know when hes chatting shit because his mouth moves" Well i laughed my head off and thought "cant be that bad" Anyway, he knows the guy that invented the wingsuit, the inventor even broke both his legs landing it in a test jump lets see, hes a helicopter pilot aswell, but he only done that after saving the world as a soldier in the British army. In his spare time he also likes to DJ at the biggest nightclub around here (opened by Robert De Niro) The last straw was when i was telling him about how my weekend was, explained that i went out and got absolutely shit faced out my tree on booze with my buddy, not thinking i also threw into the bag that my mate likes to shall we say "dabble" with weed. So im running a machine when one of my work mates comes up to me and says "I didnt know you smoke ganja?" Aparently i do now... I laughed so hard that when i was clocking off work i made it loud enough to hear me in the tea room, "cant wait to get home and have a toke on the sweet sweet crack pipe" Wanker1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #2 May 31, 2006 you just seem to attract these crackheads Andy Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #3 May 31, 2006 Now you will have a deeper appreciation for Elvis"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 May 31, 2006 Its actually really funny, i was telling this Scottish fella i work with about him and he was laughing away saying "yep thats Nigel for ya" But then i explained how i was watching TV and he came in the room and shadow boxed the wall, actually hitting it once and kinda looking pleased with himself! Well that was it the whole work place was in stitches of laughter saying maybe he was trying to court me, stamping his authority of the alpha male! bless 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #5 May 31, 2006 Will you share? No, I dont smoke it either...Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 May 31, 2006 I dont know who your talking about, i dont know any Elvis...1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotdave 0 #7 May 31, 2006 Quote i made it loud enough to hear me in the tea room... ...HARDCORE Am I the only one that finds something funny about that? Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 May 31, 2006 Did i mention the tea comes out BOILING hot?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #9 May 31, 2006 Hmmpf... I know someone exactly like this... Apparently he served with the CIA in Afganistan for 10 years flying helicopters. Bullshite... He also told me that a major warehouse on the airport where he worked was moving becuase it had too many armed robberies. To be fiar that was his downfall becuase I worked at that warehouse as a consultant designing thier new one and didnt ever remember having a gun stuck in my face or anyone else for that matter. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #10 May 31, 2006 Only if you share those lips 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #11 May 31, 2006 QuoteKnow it all bull shitters... I was warned about this guy who i work with called Nigel, infact i was told "You know when hes chatting shit because his mouth moves" Well i laughed my head off and thought "cant be that bad" In the USA the simple fact that his name is Nigel would be immediate cause for suspicion. __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotdave 0 #12 May 31, 2006 And I bet you drink it with no sugar too! Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #13 May 31, 2006 You're looking at it all wrong. The obvious ones are the funniest ones. Just smile, nod your head and when he turns, laugh your bootay off. Only when he turns though. It's rude to their facesPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #14 May 31, 2006 QuoteDid i mention the tea comes out BOILING hot?OOOOH!!!!Stop it!!!!..............You're such a tease!!!!"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #15 May 31, 2006 QuoteQuote i made it loud enough to hear me in the tea room... ...HARDCORE Am I the only one that finds something funny about that? Dave ______________________________________________ Bawahahahaha!Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #16 May 31, 2006 Pffff no sugar is for wimps. I have 2 sometimes 3 depending on where the needle is on the hardcore meter. One time, i didnt even wash the cup thoroughly ...1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #17 May 31, 2006 Those with low self esteem compensate with alter ego fantasy. If I had a dollar for every guy who told me he was a Navy Seal, SAS, Connected with the Mafia,....etc I could retire with millions. They are entertaining though. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #18 May 31, 2006 Quote One time, i didnt even wash the cup thoroughly ... OOOOOHHHHHHH!!!! LOL!!! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #19 May 31, 2006 QuoteWell that was it the whole work place was in stitches of laughter saying maybe he was trying to court me, stamping his authority of the alpha male! bless could be worse just look out for him trying to piss on you next if he is marking his territory Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #20 May 31, 2006 One time I drank a Red Bull w/o opening the can"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #21 May 31, 2006 QuoteOnly if you share those lips ______________________________________________- Only for the Hardcore Hottie! Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #22 May 31, 2006 QuoteDid i mention the tea comes out BOILING hot? A trick the Americans have yet to perfect in the 15 years I've been living here. Might as well ask them for an elephant's ear on a bun as for a hot cup of tea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #23 May 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteOnly if you share those lips ______________________________________________- Only for the Harcore Hottie! I'm serving as his "proxy" in Florida.Get your ass up to Z-Hills"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #24 May 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteOnly if you share those lips ______________________________________________- Only for the Harcore Hottie! Whats "Harcore"? ___________________________________________ Oh shut up! Its not quite hardcore but enough to only be harcore...Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #25 May 31, 2006 Read it again,I fixed it"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
