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jumpjunkie2004

If you knew you'd die while having sex...

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Seriously, what's the big deal with sex... it's sometimes painful and the guy is done in like 2 minutes... Skydiving I at least get a minute of freefall and many minutes under canopy... suits me just great... and I don't have to worry about pregnancy...ect. with skydiving.



What the hell kind of nimrods are you screwing?:S



Exactly - I mean - any real man would at least give you some REALLY good oral before he did his two minutes.:o
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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:S my partner doesnt jump.. my chances of getting lucky (with him of course) are diminishing with every weekend i spent at the DZ! :ph34r:

in fact he said to me this morning "nice toggles (aka boobies) you know you can stay at home for just one weekend, pull my ripcord and ride my canopy if you like.. "

:D :D :D

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With the right guy you wont hurt and he sure as hell will not be done in 2 minutes...:D



I can go for about 2 minutes, 2.3 seconds*

* foreplay and crying afterward included in this estimate :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
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....would you still do it?



Millions of male bees and octopuses are voting YES.

Cheers, T

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Nimrods like meB|

Unfortunately it has been confirmed through Athena's Psychic Hotline that I will indeed die during sex. So for all intensive purposes I am now immortal.

I light the after sex cigarette before, smoke half of it and then give her the best minute of her life*



*this is only true if she has had a really shit life.
"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

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