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For me its the lack of sleep. I work nights and when i get in my psychotic parrot is waiting. Gives me about 3 hours sleep before he gets bored and starts pecking at my head or trying to have my nipples off... So between lack of sleep and having to work at night? yea that expains it :S
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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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Well we could break into a little "Enormous Penis" by the A Cappella group Da Vinci's Notebook :D

Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry bout a thing
Got the world on a string
Cus I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay

I got a sing and a dance when I glance in my pants
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin' my way

(whistling)

(ad lib solo)

PE-E-NIS

(end ad lib solo)

Everybody
I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay

I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is goin' my way (my trouser monster)
Everything is going' my way (my meat is murder)
Everything is goin' my way (size doesn't matter)
Everything is goin' my waaaaaay
yummmm


:):D

edited to add a link to a song bite from the tune... http://tperkins.com/downloads/Enormous_penis.mp3
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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And to think that I was afraid I had offended this man by asking him to take his shirt off....:P

:D:D I have a warped sense of humor but that doesn't mean I'm not still shy... :$:D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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I have a warped sense of humor but that doesn't mean I'm not still shy...



The more posts of yours I read, the less the word "shy" comes to mind.....that's ok, though, I still have you up on a great big pedestal!;)

:$:)
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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