skymama 37 #1 May 31, 2006 I have Caller ID on the phones here at work. My bf works for a mid-size corporation in town and his business name always shows up when he calls me from work. I just saw his business name show up when the phone rang, so feeling a little cheeky, I answered it in my most sexy voice. It wasn't him. It was one of my dad's neighbors looking for business advice. I explained to him why I answered the phone in that manner instead of a business-like way, and we had a good laugh. He actually knows my boyfriend and joked, "well, why are you with a man like that when you could have had me right around the corner?" I answered that I didn't know he was available. He replied, "well, I'm not, but don't tell my wife that I asked!" She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 May 31, 2006 I hate it when I have been answering the phones on a heavy day, and then I get home and I answer the phone the same way I would answer at work. That sucksDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #3 May 31, 2006 Well,you said you wanted a Sugar-Daddy"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #4 May 31, 2006 Finally, a good use for my spoofcard http://www.spoofcard.com outside of playing pranks on my friends.... Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #5 May 31, 2006 If I call you, will you answer in that voice for me? <---Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #6 May 31, 2006 QuoteIf I call you, will you answer in that voice for me? <--- Hahahaha...I was just getting ready to say the same thing! Edited for spelling The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 May 31, 2006 lol...I need to figure out how I can profit from this. Nothing is for free. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #8 May 31, 2006 Quotelol...I need to figure out how I can profit from this. Nothing is for free. Some guys pay big money to hear a sexy voice! [cough cough] The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #9 May 31, 2006 So, what did you say when you picked up the phone??? "Hello... This is Das Spankinhouse, I'm Andrea, your naughty operator. What can we slap together for you?"Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #10 May 31, 2006 That is a great bit of comedy....... Much needed given the weekend!!!!!! Thanks for sharing till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 May 31, 2006 Quote"Hello... This is Das Spankinhouse, I'm Andrea, your naughty operator. What can we slap together for you?" How did you know? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #12 May 31, 2006 Quote How did you know? Its easy.. Its how you pick up the phone when I call that other number.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #13 May 31, 2006 Is that the 1-900-hot-mama line I've been hearing about? The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #14 May 31, 2006 You're supposed to wash your hands after using self-tanning lotion"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #15 May 31, 2006 QuoteYou're supposed to wash your hands after using self-tanning lotion I swear I have never touched the stuff. I will admit to the tanning bed but I've never used self tanner The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #16 May 31, 2006 Watch out... Speaker phones are HELL to recover from. Did something similar and I did not know I was on speaker phone! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wightout 0 #17 May 31, 2006 Years ago, I was working a reception job, and announced a call for one of the salesmen, said it was his wife. Well he answered... "Hi hot stuff, this is your hunka chunka burnin love." Well, needless to say, it wasn't her, it was a vendor. He wasn't very happy with me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #18 May 31, 2006 That's funny too! Here's another one...one time my ex hit the automatic redial on his phone when he didn't realize it. He was taking a leak. The person he called, the secretary at his office, had the misfortune of listening to the whole thing! To embarrass him even further, they made photocopies of a toilet and taped them around the whole office so everywhere he turned, he was reminded of that. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #19 May 31, 2006 It was SO strange, but that happened to me just a couple days ago on my cell phone. It said "BZ" on my I.D. and as always I answered, "Hey Big Daddy" and this poor, confused (sounded foreign) man quietly muttered "Marcia?" After I hung up Billy was calling back---apparently the signals got mixed up or somethingPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TMPattersonJr 0 #20 May 31, 2006 I know how... but I'm not telling!!!!Blue SkiesBlack DeathFacebook www.PLabsInc.com www.SkydiveDeLand.com www.FlyteSkool.ws Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wightout 0 #21 May 31, 2006 Dang, that's funny too! Good job cherring us all up today! We needed it! You're awesome!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #22 June 1, 2006 That is hilarious-I usually go the other direction and answer calls from Liz in my "work voice" Oh, i was in Baton Rouge today and said dirty things about LSU in your honorI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 June 1, 2006 Quotelol...I need to figure out how I can profit from this. Nothing is for free. I have a friend who does "the voice" commerically. She has a Virginia drawl that makes gay men straight. She recorded my phone message one time. "Hi, they-uh. Mr. Bill cannot come to the phone. Please leave a message." Several women that I know would not leave me messages. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #24 June 1, 2006 Not a phone story, but still pretty funny My mom's brother and his wife live in Central CA on about 15 acres. They were taking flying lessons together and one day my uncle was going to get in some hours while my aunt sunbathed on their deck. She said if they flew over she would give him a nice view She gave her best show as the plane circled the property several times. Later, she asked if he enjoyed it. With the most dumbfounded look on his face, he replied "we never made it out there." I don't know if he was screwing with her or not, but man was that hysterical. That is one story I could hear him tell over and over!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #25 June 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf I call you, will you answer in that voice for me? <--- Hahahaha...I was just getting ready to say the same thing! Edited for spelling Drat!! This is the worst reason to be fucking deaf! Oh wait, I have video phone at home... call me, Andrea! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
