PLFXpert 0 #26 May 31, 2006 Quote I must say, it's actually hilarious. We even started having contests A lady doesn't fart---and apparently I'm no lady when I run My hunny, too, finds this hilarious Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #27 May 31, 2006 Quote I am amazed that you do that in front of your spouses. When did it start? Certainly not on the first date. At what point in your relationship did you feel that it was appropriate? Sometimes they just sneak out! I can't believe that's never happened for you!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #28 May 31, 2006 Quote Quote I must say, it's actually hilarious. We even started having contests A lady doesn't fart---and apparently I'm no lady when I run The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #29 May 31, 2006 Quote Quote I am amazed that you do that in front of your spouses. When did it start? Certainly not on the first date. At what point in your relationship did you feel that it was appropriate? Sometimes they just sneak out! I can't believe that's never happened for you! Do you at least say excuse me in a sexy voice? The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #30 May 31, 2006 Quote What is wrong with you people? In the twenty years that my husband and I were living together, neither of us "broke wind" in each others presence... You are SOOOO cute. We don't hide much. I try my damndest. But, he's such a sneaky bastard Again, he finds this hilarious. For me, I'm a burper. I burp. A lot. And they can be quite loud. His friends actually cheer joyfully after I've had a really good one. They think it's charming. I don't even try to hide it. I'm so used to burping, I can tell you I've done so in even the fanciest of restaurants. And without fail, everyone seems to embrace it as if I'd just accomplished something wonderful. They smile. They clap. They laugh. It's hilarious. I'm still a lady, though. And ladies say "Excuse me."Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #31 May 31, 2006 we share bodily fluids when we have sex Quote YOU HAVE SEX!!!... OMGosh TMI!!! Only kidding... It's just a matter of respect not to do that around other people. I'm not offended when I smell something on the plane. I've changed many a diaper, and I don't have a weak stomach. I never have understood why people make such a big deal about it. But, I would never do it myself. I just figured my husband respected me too.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #32 May 31, 2006 Quote neither of us "broke wind" in each others presence... You're not a very good liar ;)We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #33 May 31, 2006 Quote we share bodily fluids when we have sex Quote YOU HAVE SEX!!!... OMGosh TMI!!! Only kidding... It's just a matter of respect not to do that around other people. I'm not offended when I smell something on the plane. I've changed many a diaper, and I don't have a weak stomach. I never have understood why people make such a big deal about it. But, I would never do it myself. I just figured my husband respected me too. Why is it that I always feel like such a sinner in your presence? The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #34 May 31, 2006 Quote Do you at least say excuse me in a sexy voice? No, I just try to look innocent. He's onto me though, especially when we're the only two people in the room. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #35 May 31, 2006 Quote At what point in your relationship did you feel that it was appropriate? When I first started dating my wife, whenever I needed to fart I would get up, excuse myself and go into the bathroom like I was going to do a #1. Then, sometimes I ripped them while in the bathroom. Don't know if it was the Scottish architecture (we were living in Edinburgh) or the rectal pressure density, ...she heard them. I didn't find out about that for years... And I was mortified when she told me that. These days, I chase my kids sometimes and fart on them for fun. Everyone gets a laugh, except my wife, who has told me that if I directly fart on her again she's going to divorce me BTW - her farts are unbelievably foul. I mean bad, bad, bad, bad. I can't touch her in terms of potency.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #36 May 31, 2006 Why is it that I always feel like such a sinner in your presence? Quote Oh... you just don't know me well enough yet, and you have preconceived notions that "The Church Lady" is being judgmental. I led a very sheltered life before becoming a skydiver, and I'm learning lots of shocking things. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #37 May 31, 2006 Quote No, I just try to look innocent. He's onto me though, especially when we're the only two people in the room. You obviously don't have a dog I'm so disappointed in you, grasshoppa. It's ALWAYS the dogPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #38 May 31, 2006 Quote At what point in your relationship did you feel that it was appropriate? Apparently, for my husband, it was the day we got married. (He stopped opening doors for me then, too, but that's another thread!). For me, if neither of us ever had to do it in front of the other, that would be great with me. His excuse is "but you don't want me to get sick, do you?" And if, despite my best efforts, I accidentally let one slip, he shouts, "Good one, honey!" and tries to high five me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #39 May 31, 2006 This thread is cracking me up. I don't know why farts are so funny, but they are! I remember one time being on a 2nd date and she suddenly put her arms around me and gave me a huge hug. At that exact moment, a loud fart shot out of my ass. I was so damned embarrassed, but we just went into such a laughing fit for the longest time. Now that I think back, that was a damn good date. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #40 May 31, 2006 Quote Quote we share bodily fluids when we have sex Quote YOU HAVE SEX!!!... OMGosh TMI!!! Only kidding... It's just a matter of respect not to do that around other people. I'm not offended when I smell something on the plane. I've changed many a diaper, and I don't have a weak stomach. I never have understood why people make such a big deal about it. But, I would never do it myself. I just figured my husband respected me too. Why is it that I always feel like such a sinner in your presence? When you start feeling like a sinner in MY presence, then you should be concerned. Really concerned, in fact. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #41 May 31, 2006 Man, Walt, you need to get in on this action. Oh, wait, probably too lame for you after one of your most recent threads. No need to specify which one because we ALL know what I'm talking about! BTW, I'm the master at burping in my family. When God gave me two boys, I figured I may as well have something in common with themMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #42 May 31, 2006 ***When you start feeling like a sinner in MY presence, then you should be concerned. Really concerned, in fact. __________________________________________________ Well, now you know why I like hanging out with you so much Only joking...luv ya man.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #43 May 31, 2006 Quote In the twenty years that my husband and I were living together, neither of us "broke wind" in each others presence... and...that marriage is over, right? Just kiddin' Travis has recently drawn the line. He doesn't like it when I come up behind the couch when he's sitting on it, prop my butt up on the back of it, and fart on his head. Brie"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #44 May 31, 2006 and...that marriage is over, right? Quote That's exactly what I was thinking... I need to find me a fellow who "smells" for happily ever after!!! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #45 May 31, 2006 Quote When you start feeling like a sinner in MY presence, then you should be concerned. Really concerned, in fact. Walt Dude, when anyone feels like a sinner in your presence we all should be concerned... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #46 May 31, 2006 Quote We even started having contests. Well, for a marriage to succeed, the couple has to have something in common. But can a love based upon mutual farting last? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #47 May 31, 2006 Quote Quote In the twenty years that my husband and I were living together, neither of us "broke wind" in each others presence... and...that marriage is over, right? Just kiddin' Travis has recently drawn the line. He doesn't like it when I come up behind the couch when he's sitting on it, prop my butt up on the back of it, and fart on his head. Brie heck, I can't understand why?!? Some men in Japan (and Walt) would PAY for that kind of action! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #48 May 31, 2006 Quote Quote Quote we share bodily fluids when we have sex Quote YOU HAVE SEX!!!... OMGosh TMI!!! Only kidding... It's just a matter of respect not to do that around other people. I'm not offended when I smell something on the plane. I've changed many a diaper, and I don't have a weak stomach. I never have understood why people make such a big deal about it. But, I would never do it myself. I just figured my husband respected me too. Why is it that I always feel like such a sinner in your presence? When you start feeling like a sinner in MY presence, then you should be concerned. Really concerned, in fact. Walt That is so true. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrmedic 0 #49 May 31, 2006 Quote At what point in your relationship did you feel that it was appropriate? HAHAHAHA Appropriate? NEVER! But sometimes it just feels so.....right.CYA!....up there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #50 May 31, 2006 Quote Quote Do you at least say excuse me in a sexy voice? No, I just try to look innocent. He's onto me though, especially when we're the only two people in the room. He isn't by chance a detective is he? The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
