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***perhaps we could just show up at the same time and see who's turd is longest...

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Speaking of turds...Hey Bolas, I've got a grocery snake you can juggle!:D:ph34r: Hope the knee is better.

Oh yeah J.....
FUCK DEATH! B|;)

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Well, I doubt I'd be the only one... I'm sure there would be a few others... perhaps we could just show up at the same time and see who's turd is longest... :D:D



I'll be truly honored if someone does that!!!:)
Walt



Dude, only you would be honored by something like that... :D:D
Thanks for being you.... B|
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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That's a lot better than a line of smartasses, all waiting to take a shit on my grave!




*ahem*


As the official cutest dz.com smartass I reserve the right to shit on your grave first. Only because I adore you of course.


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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That's a lot better than a line of smartasses, all waiting to take a shit on my grave!




*ahem*


As the official cutest dz.com smartass I reserve the right to shit on your grave first. Only because I adore you of course.



Ok, that's 2 of us for the contest.... :S:D
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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That's a lot better than a line of smartasses, all waiting to take a shit on my grave!




*ahem*


As the official cutest dz.com smartass I reserve the right to shit on your grave first. Only because I adore you of course.



You *are* the cutest--you don't need to wait 'til I'm dead!:$

Walt

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Yeha I have been scarece on the boogie scene the last year.. too much work.. not enough money... ...screw that salaried shit.... Hourly BABY........more travel... but you can COUNT on me being at Lost Prairie...and Eloy for Christmas.


There is always our scenic little DZ up here in one SCENIC skydive place....http://nwskydivers.com

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Amazon.. You are #1 on my never met but want to someday list... I will make it there sometime this year.

Walt you are like 4 or 5 on that list long as you keep your pants up. You cop a squat and I am outtta there!!



I'm really pretty boring in person, but it would be a real pleasure to meet you!:)
Walt

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i dont know let me think about it. I'll get back to you



Fuck that you fat bastard. You die and Im banging your wife and your Mum!!



The size of your dick it will be like lesbian sex for them



ha! look at that, lee must be drunk. fucker thinks he's talking to micro!

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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That's a lot better than a line of smartasses, all waiting to take a shit on my grave!



Walt



Walt,

I am worried about the cost of your funeral, if the cemetary people get wind ;) of this thread, your burial plot price might zoom.

I suspect people will be dropping turds on your grave, like most people drop flowers.

They do have to cover there bio-hazard waste fee's ya know! ;)

Jeff
Arch? I can arch just fine with my back to the ground.

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Be careful what you wish for, you just may get it. You are already a pit stop on my list in August...

I wanna be on your pit stop list in August... :$:)



But its ok if you can't... :)
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Be careful what you wish for, you just may get it. You are already a pit stop on my list in August...



Dont you mean pottie stop?:P
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

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That's a lot better than a line of smartasses, all waiting to take a shit on my grave!



Walt



Walt,

I am worried about the cost of your funeral, if the cemetary people get wind ;) of this thread, your burial plot price might zoom.

I suspect people will be dropping turds on your grave, like most people drop flowers.

They do have to cover there bio-hazard waste fee's ya know! ;)

Jeff




Just think how pretty and green the grass will be!! :ph34r:
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

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Well, I've told many people of my plans.

I plan to live to 110 yrs old. I'll be one of those old farts interviewed on the Today show that says "I did whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, ate whatever I wanted, drank as much as I wanted, and here I am, an old f&%$#@ on the Today show!"

So I have a good 75 years ahead of me yet by my calculations. ;)



... keep it up, so far you're right on track!B|

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