airtwardo 7 #51 June 1, 2006 second only to the Hell On Trees beaver (H.O.T. beaver). *** Hey...I've seen HOT Beaver in action! They go through wood like a lumberjack on meth. They may give the impression that they are using the wood for it's intended purpose...but in fact all they are doing is stripping it of anything of value. Once the 'gravy' wood is ripped apart and useless to the beaver, it moves on to wood easier to rob of it's precious bark. I've even heard of HOT beaver that would would take a nibble from every tree in the forest until it found the most valuable 'old growth' wood around, then it would kill the tree and live off it's green for years! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #52 June 1, 2006 Quotesecond only to the Hell On Trees beaver (H.O.T. beaver). *** Hey...I've seen HOT Beaver in action! They go through wood like a lumberjack on meth. They may give the impression that they are using the wood for it's intended purpose...but in fact all they are doing is stripping it of anything of value. Once the 'gravy' wood is ripped apart and useless to the beaver, it moves on to wood easier to rob of it's precious bark. I've even heard of HOT beaver that would would take a nibble from every tree in the forest until it found the most valuable 'old growth' wood around, then it would kill the tree and live off it's green for years! yes! you too have seen HOT beaver! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #53 June 1, 2006 You and Hippie aren't helping with my situation. In fact you both have hijacked this thread...get back on topic, damn it!! How do I get animals to stop picking on me?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #54 June 1, 2006 QuoteYou and Hippie aren't helping with my situation. In fact you both have hijacked this thread...get back on topic, damn it!! How do I get animals to stop picking on me?? Bobbi Payback is a mother huh? The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #55 June 1, 2006 QuoteYou and Hippie aren't helping with my situation. In fact you both have hijacked this thread...get back on topic, damn it!! How do I get animals to stop picking on me?? Bobbi well maybe if we knew what kind of beaver was after you we could help. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #56 June 1, 2006 I never mentioned a beaver, until you brought it up..or was is the other ding dong? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #57 June 1, 2006 QuoteYou and Hippie aren't helping with my situation. In fact you both have hijacked this thread...get back on topic, damn it!! How do I get animals to stop picking on me?? Bobbi *** I bet if you went out in front of the house and let everyone see you playing with your beaver....all the other creatures would be so fascinated that they might leave you alone!Worth a try anyway! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #58 June 1, 2006 QuoteGood thing I'm hairless. Bobbi hmmmm... never mentioned beaver eh? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #59 June 1, 2006 Watch out for squirrels. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #60 June 1, 2006 Yeah, wouldn't crazy neighbor lady just love that!! The mental picture just made me spit out my water on the the PC screen!! Thanks, I needed that laugh!!! Fiddlin' with my thingy!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #61 June 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou and Hippie aren't helping with my situation. In fact you both have hijacked this thread...get back on topic, damn it!! How do I get animals to stop picking on me?? Bobbi I bet if you went out in front of the house and let everyone see you playing with your beaver....all the other creatures would be so fascinated that they might leave you alone!Worth a try anyway! Quote I know I'd stop and watch! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #62 June 1, 2006 Ding dong over there mentioned tape!! He started it!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #63 June 1, 2006 QuoteYeah, wouldn't crazy neighbor lady just love that!! The mental picture just made me spit out my water on the the PC screen!! Thanks, I needed that laugh!!! Fiddlin' with my thingy!! Bobbi *** Whatsamatter....neighbor gotta sick beaver?? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #64 June 1, 2006 yeah she is sick alright...fuckin nut case. You can't make me touch her beaver!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #65 June 1, 2006 QuoteDing dong over there mentioned tape!! He started it!! Bobbi WTH do beavers have to do with tape? geeze no wonder the furry critters are after you, attacking beavers with tape and all! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #66 June 1, 2006 QuoteThe mental picture just made me spit out my water on the the PC screen!! Quote Me too! Well not water, but definitely all over the screen. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #67 June 1, 2006 Quoteyeah she is sick alright...fuckin nut case. You can't make me touch her beaver!! Bobbi *** Then just TAPE it up....THAT will give her C.B.S. for sure! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #68 June 1, 2006 Jim mentioned tape!! Not me! He said something about tape and a cane...the perv!! Maybe he beats beavers with a cane and then tapes their ankles together to carry them home?? Maybe...could be...right?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #69 June 1, 2006 I look as though I have a gorder on my neck!! *** Is it swollen? Can you Swallow??? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #70 June 1, 2006 QuoteJim mentioned tape!! Not me! He said something about tape and a cane...the perv!! Maybe he beats beavers with a cane and then tapes their ankles together to carry them home?? Maybe...could be...right?? Bobbi dont go gettin all cranky. beavers dislike cranky and will quickly pick up the attitude. We'd all like to avoid C.B.S. if at all possible. If Jim tapes the ankles of his beaver and beats it with a cane that between him and his beaver. You should never judge the relationships of other beavers. They're complicated! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #71 June 1, 2006 That happened this morning...the swelling has gone done. Thanks for your concern. P.S. I ALWAYS swallow. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #72 June 1, 2006 If Jim tapes the ankles of his beaver and beats it with a cane that between him and his beaver. You should never judge the relationships of other beavers. They're complicated! *** Thank You Hippie! Don't really beat the beaver, more like spank it... AND! I only spank my beaver when it wants to be spanked! Then I give it a nice piece of wood for being such a good beaver! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #73 June 1, 2006 Damn Beavers! Damn Hippies! Damn you Jim!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #74 June 1, 2006 QuoteThat happened this morning...the swelling has gone done. Thanks for your concern. P.S. I ALWAYS swallow. Bobbi *** Just curious....does the 'swelling' go down before or after you 'Always Swallow'? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #75 June 1, 2006 QuoteDamn Beavers! BEAVER DAMS! Damn Hippies! Damn you Jim!! Bobbi Fixed it for ya! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
