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yes. as beavers age... so ages the wood.
and after being around for so long the wood looses its youthful appearance and energy. the wood often times becomes unresponsive to the needs of beaver.
If this happens BEWARE! The beaver my seek out a younger wood that is hearty and strong. This is known as wandering beaver, and can usually be prevented by paying proper attention to beaver.
this wandering beaver have no wood to chew, finds other things to entertain itself. the "trinkets" and "treasure" are used by the beaver to fill the "void" previously left by wood.
and after being around for so long the wood looses its youthful appearance and energy. the wood often times becomes unresponsive to the needs of beaver.
If this happens BEWARE! The beaver my seek out a younger wood that is hearty and strong. This is known as wandering beaver, and can usually be prevented by paying proper attention to beaver.
this wandering beaver have no wood to chew, finds other things to entertain itself. the "trinkets" and "treasure" are used by the beaver to fill the "void" previously left by wood.
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
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"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
BillyVance 35
Been there. I had a pretty bad stretch of killing animals inadvertently with my vehicles. The count was something like 5 birds, 3 dogs and 2 squirrels in 6 months. There was also a near-miss with a deer, which of course I had to take evasive action.
As much as I hate to say it, the others, if they're small enough not to cause damage, don't take evasive action. Any cop will tell you this. You run the risk of wrecking your car and maybe hitting somebody else and getting hurt/killed. Of course, each dog I hit, I stopped and checked on them and took care of the mess.
Can you believe I hit 3 pigeons in one shot? There was a bunch of them sitting on the road just before dawn and I didn't see them until the last second. They attempted to fly off but I felt three thuds along my front end.
As much as I hate to say it, the others, if they're small enough not to cause damage, don't take evasive action. Any cop will tell you this. You run the risk of wrecking your car and maybe hitting somebody else and getting hurt/killed. Of course, each dog I hit, I stopped and checked on them and took care of the mess.
Can you believe I hit 3 pigeons in one shot? There was a bunch of them sitting on the road just before dawn and I didn't see them until the last second. They attempted to fly off but I felt three thuds along my front end.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban
...used by the beaver to fill the "void" previously left by wood.
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I see...
Okay, another question...
MY beaver...when it's not being cranky, and wants to play...has a grip like a vise!
After I pet it for a time, it seems to get VERY frisky.
When I give it wood, it seems to want to hoard the whole thing and not give it back.
I've given a lotta wood to a lotta beavers, but none ever held as tight as this one...
Do you think tight beavers are more fun to play with?
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
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I see...
Okay, another question...
MY beaver...when it's not being cranky, and wants to play...has a grip like a vise!
After I pet it for a time, it seems to get VERY frisky.
When I give it wood, it seems to want to hoard the whole thing and not give it back.
I've given a lotta wood to a lotta beavers, but none ever held as tight as this one...
Do you think tight beavers are more fun to play with?
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
QuoteBeen there. I had a pretty bad stretch of killing animals inadvertently with my vehicles. The count was something like 5 birds, 3 dogs and 2 squirrels in 6 months. There was also a near-miss with a deer, which of course I had to take evasive action.
As much as I hate to say it, the others, if they're small enough not to cause damage, don't take evasive action. Any cop will tell you this. You run the risk of wrecking your car and maybe hitting somebody else and getting hurt/killed. Of course, each dog I hit, I stopped and checked on them and took care of the mess.
Can you believe I hit 3 pigeons in one shot? There was a bunch of them sitting on the road just before dawn and I didn't see them until the last second. They attempted to fly off but I felt three thuds along my front end.
QuoteWhat the hell does that have to do with trapping beavers? Why don't you go hijack some other thread?
I'm trying to learn something here!
The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!"
The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
Quote...used by the beaver to fill the "void" previously left by wood.
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I see...
Okay, another question...
MY beaver...when it's not being cranky, and wants to play...has a grip like a vise!
After I pet it for a time, it seems to get VERY frisky.
When I give it wood, it seems to want to hoard the whole thing and not give it back.
I've given a lotta wood to a lotta beavers, but none ever held as tight as this one...
Do you think tight beavers are more fun to play with?
aahhhh! youve found the elusive mad dog beaver! very fun and energetic, mad dog beavers love to frolic and play. dont let the name scare you, theyre not "mad" as in a hatter but so named because once they've got wood, they clamp on like a mad dog. The grip is unmistakable. They then ravage the wood until they have their fill.
Quite the catch!
second only to the Hell On Trees beaver (H.O.T. beaver).
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
QuoteLet me explain....
About seven days ago a Turtle Dove flew into my back porch taking out the screen and scaring the bejeezus out of me....caught it and put it under a bush by our fountain as it looked a little stunned and when I placed it down I found blood on my hands, should have been the first sign. Then on friday a dog ran out in front of my truck causing a chain reaction accident involving me and three other cars. WTF!? Then last night while heading to the movies to see, what else, Over the Hedge, a flock of Geese ran out in front of my car...they ran just a pretty as you please right out in front of me...I did not brake, I did not swerve, just took my foot off the gas and they did make it across, but not with out scaring the bejeezus out of me again. Then this morning a bumble bee, they have furry asses...was stuck in my Jeep and mad as a hornet (
) and ended up stinging me on me neck!! WTF!!?? Now I look as though I have a gorder on my neck!!
Does any one know a chant or a Kabbala pray to get things right and in order in the animal kingdom for me??? Save me!!
Bobbi
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I've mentioned this before, in BF. It is a plot on the part of animals to take-back, what we have taken from them! Their homes! That dove incident was a lone 'kamikaze'. The geese did that to get you to swerve, with hopes of your hitting a tree, light-pole or some other in-animate object. Squirrels are running re-con! You think for one moment, those giant carp, jumping into fishermen's boats was 'coincidence'? I don't think so! You've read of moose and elk pillaging towns and scaring the crap out of people? Large birds, dive-bombing people? It's all, part of the plot by animals. You're just going to have to be on your guard and be ready for the next 'attack'. Don't say, I didn't warn you!
Chuck
Chuck
"Don't say, I didn't warn you!"
You own a bunker, don't ya?
Bobbi
You own a bunker, don't ya?
Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
Quote"Don't say, I didn't warn you!"
You own a bunker, don't ya?
Bobbi
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Hell yes, I do! It's been passed-down through the family since WW-II. This animal situation gets any worse... I'll be reporting from there!
Chuck
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You would think that if there was plenty of wood, the beavers wouldn't mind sharing!
I read somewhere once that as beavers get older, they spend more of their time gathering trinkets, what they think of as 'treasure' ...instead of paying attention to the wood that they should be chewing...
Is there a reason for this??
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
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