SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 June 1, 2006 Let me explain.... About seven days ago a Turtle Dove flew into my back porch taking out the screen and scaring the bejeezus out of me....caught it and put it under a bush by our fountain as it looked a little stunned and when I placed it down I found blood on my hands, should have been the first sign. Then on friday a dog ran out in front of my truck causing a chain reaction accident involving me and three other cars. WTF!? Then last night while heading to the movies to see, what else, Over the Hedge, a flock of Geese ran out in front of my car...they ran just a pretty as you please right out in front of me...I did not brake, I did not swerve, just took my foot off the gas and they did make it across, but not with out scaring the bejeezus out of me again. Then this morning a bumble bee, they have furry asses...was stuck in my Jeep and mad as a hornet () and ended up stinging me on me neck!! WTF!!?? Now I look as though I have a gorder on my neck!! Does any one know a chant or a Kabbala pray to get things right and in order in the animal kingdom for me??? Save me!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 June 1, 2006 Quote ~~scaring the bejeezus out of me~~ *** Never had that happen... does it exit as a solid, liquid or a gas??? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #3 June 1, 2006 Sounds like the natives are turning on their leader Maybe you should sprinkle pop tarts in your lawn and call bygonesPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 June 1, 2006 Pop Tarts!!?? Don't ya mean Go-Tarts??!! I maybe in deep doo doo...my four dogs are looking at me funny. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #5 June 1, 2006 Damn! Your like older then dirt and you have never heard the word bejeezus before?? What do you live under a rock??!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 June 1, 2006 QuoteDamn! Your like older then dirt and you have never heard the word bejeezus before?? What do you live under a rock??!! Bobbi *** No No No...I've heard of it! Just never had it 'leave' me so to speak....just wondered if stained yer drawers or anything when it 'left'!!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #7 June 1, 2006 I have great control of my bowels thank you very much!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 June 1, 2006 QuoteI have great control of my bowels thank you very much!! Bobbi *** Hummmmm....just WHERE do you KEEP your bejeezus then???? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #9 June 1, 2006 In my pocket. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 June 1, 2006 QuoteIn my pocket. Bobbi *** You're a Marsupial?!?! So...how YOU doin??? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #11 June 1, 2006 It is very toasty in there. Maybe a tight squeeze for ya though. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #12 June 1, 2006 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1593602#1593602 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 June 1, 2006 QuoteIt is very toasty in there. Maybe a tight squeeze for ya though. Bobbi ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #14 June 1, 2006 The spelling is a little off, but thanks for clearing that up for us. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #15 June 1, 2006 Speechless??!! heheheheheheheee Or did you swallow your dentures? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #16 June 1, 2006 I'm furry, somewhat of an animal( i'm a guy) and i'm out to get you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #17 June 1, 2006 See!! They are everywhere!! They are getting bigger too! Do I smell?? Am I giving off an odor?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 June 1, 2006 Babe you're so cuddly and cute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #19 June 1, 2006 I liked to be scratched behind my....... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 June 1, 2006 QuoteSpeechless??!! heheheheheheheee Or did you swallow your dentures? Bobbi *** I'd hobble over and whack you with my cane princess....if I didn't think you would ENJOY it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 June 1, 2006 Do I smell?? Am I giving off an odor?? *** It's okay....we LIKE Sardines! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #22 June 1, 2006 How big is that cane??!! Do you use that when you are out of Viagra?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 June 1, 2006 QuoteHow big is that cane??!! Do you use that when you are out of Viagra?? Bobbi *** That and a roll of duct tape! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #24 June 1, 2006 Eeeew your gross!!! I smell more like Coppertone and coconuts, with a little pineapple thrown in, for good measure. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #25 June 1, 2006 Good thing I'm hairless. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
