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So there.

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/articles/_a/batwoman-is-back-as-a-lesbian/20060531170709990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

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NEW YORK (May 31) - Years after she first emerged from the Batcave, Batwoman is coming out of the closet. DC Comics is resurrecting the classic comic book character as a lesbian, unveiling the new Batwoman in July as part of an ongoing weekly series that began this year.

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So there.

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/articles/_a/batwoman-is-back-as-a-lesbian/20060531170709990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

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NEW YORK (May 31) - Years after she first emerged from the Batcave, Batwoman is coming out of the closet. DC Comics is resurrecting the classic comic book character as a lesbian, unveiling the new Batwoman in July as part of an ongoing weekly series that began this year.



Oh for Christ sake. :S:S:S:S

Its a damn comic book. In what way does sexual orientation even remotely play into super hero stories????

Do you think back when I was reading comic books I ever wondered if
Green Lantern was nailing women or men????

Its got NOTHING to do with it.

>:(>:(>:(>:(
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Chris,
it nev er had anything to do with anything. it's all about the sales.

maybe that tried reaching a new market.
they've already got all the horny boys. now if they could just get the horny girls they can double their profits
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And then I saw a cartoon with Wonder Woman flying and holding her own in a physical fight with Superman.

THEN WHY DOES SHE NEED THE INVISIBLE AIRPLANE? HUHHH??

If the kiddies needed a superhero as tough as Superman, then they had Supergirl (both aliens, both nuttily stronger than any other superhero). Wonder Woman is an Amazon with amazing reflexes and she's smart. ISN"T THAT GOOD ENOUGH?

Sine the PC cops got into the Justice League definitions, I had to stop watching.[:/]

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Actually, I'm thinking of a new villain for these comics - "The Shocker." No, he doesn't use electricity, but is a beer-swilling, rap-music listening white jock who is president of his fraternity.

Batwomyn, reading the warning from The Shocker:
"You can't stop me, Batwoman! The dike that protects the Coffeehouse District will be destroyed on the night of July 6. Ha-ha!"

Batwomyn starts writing a return letter, "It's spelled 'Batwomyn,' you frat dick from hell! Sounds like you are just another flesh-eating man who cannot see past your pee-brained testosterone, you misogynistic homophobe!

"And another thing. They're not called dikes - they are called 'levees' here."

Suddenly, she stops writing as the realization hits her, "Oh my Gaea! He is planning on blowing the dykes, er, levees! Dikes and blowing? What kinda sicko would EVER put those words together?

"And on July 6? That's Molly Yard's birthday! I must inform the other womyn at the Creative Underground Network of Truthful Sisters about this at once! The Shocker must be licked at once!"

Batwomyn then summons her faithful sidekick, Butch. "To the Batcave." "We're in the Batcave." "No, the other Batcave. I need to cool down a bit..."


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Do you think back when I was reading comic books I ever wondered if
Green Lantern was nailing women or men????

Its got NOTHING to do with it.

>:(>:(>:(>:(



I dont know did you wonder? and what were you hoping it was? :P
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Do you think back when I was reading comic books I ever wondered if
Green Lantern was nailing women or men????



Oh thats easy...Men. Him and Auqaman.:P
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