funny yet true

[hobbes4star 0]

Woman: "No, I'm telling you, I'm right! He couldn't eat the Trix because he was an adult rabbit, and Trix were only supposed to be for kids."

Man: "Well, I always thought it was just because he was a rabbit and not a person."

[A period of silence -- the woman looks down at her food.]

Man: "What's wrong?"

Woman: "I'm just really getting tired of you always being wrong."

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[hobbes4star 0]

The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked,
"Where do you want to go?"

"Heaven!" Suzy cried out.

"And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the preacher.

"Dead!" yelled Little Johnny.

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[lawrocket 3]

Here's a question for the ages: "If a man says something in the woods, and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?"

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[TMPattersonJr 0]

If a tree falls on a mime in the middle of the woods, and no one is around to hear it, does anyone really give a shit???

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