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We'd just need food and beer and fire.
so if theres no need for money, why would there be war? everyone would have beer, and food, and fire.

I brew beer. Strangely enough, women are not much impressed by this.

I don't know why. I mean, I would certainly be turned on by a woman who could brew good beer.
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I cant belive no one had jumped on this shit yet.:D



Neither can I. Their will to stay focused is strong today LOL



I tell you, the only reason I shower, Run, TRY to stay in shape is so I can get laid.:D ( not totally true, but for comedic affect)

why Would I care about how much money I have in the bank if It wasn't going to help me get laid?

Why Would I care if I had teeth if I weren't going to get laid.

Why Would I care ho wpretty I smell If I weren't going to get laid.

maybe women are the cause of all that is evil but they sure do enable it:D:D


If Cleanliness is next to godliness and we call out "god" when we orgasm than getting laid is the whole reason for cleanliness, right. so gettin gclose to a woman is next to godliness...women have the power of god and the devil.

man this rabbit whole get SO DEEP.

the holy grail is Mary Magdelane (read davinci code for the layers of humor/insightfulness in this direction)
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