UntamedDOG 0 #1 January 19, 2006 I have no girlfriend, Luckily I’ve discovered a cheap alternative. I can’t wait till mine arrives! http://www.fleshlight.tv/promo/masha/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 January 19, 2006 Gotta love the "non descript" option. "The Non-Descript Fleshlight™ is perfect for the man who wants all the sensation and health benefits of regular fleshlight use, without the added visual stimulation." WTF?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexadecimal 0 #3 January 19, 2006 Love the non descript option... "What's this?" "Oh nothing... just a soft, fleshy coin slot in a flashlight case." "Oh... ok" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UntamedDOG 0 #4 January 19, 2006 QuoteLove the non descript option... I ordered 2. One "Vagina" mold for home use, and the "Non-Descript" mold I'll use at work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 January 19, 2006 Quote I have no girlfriend Quelle suprise. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #6 January 19, 2006 It would be one thing if it said "perfect for the man who wants all the sensation and health benefits of regular fleshlight use, without the incriminating visual evidence." But "without the added visual stimulation"?? Because, you know, I really can't stand added visual stimulation. I mean, God didn't invent the paper bad for nothing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UntamedDOG 0 #7 January 19, 2006 QuoteI have no girlfriend Quelle suprise. Ya it sucks, but I've just met these 2 new chicks who want to fly me to Slovakia! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 January 19, 2006 QuoteI have no girlfriend, Luckily I’ve discovered a cheap alternative. I can’t wait till mine arrives! http://www.fleshlight.tv/promo/masha/ Quote Butt Watch yourself slip in and out of the tight, smooth entry time and time again, and let your most erotic desires be fulfilled. My most erotic desires? My most erotic desires (or my my least most erotic desires, for that matter) don't exactly involve a fleshlight. I tend to think of a lot of activities as they would look when viewed by someone else. Guys, I'm really sure we look quite silly when we jerk off. This fleshlight thing, though, takes that to an entirely new level. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #9 January 19, 2006 QuoteGuys, I'm really sure we look quite silly when we jerk off. I'm quite sure you (collectively) don't. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 January 19, 2006 I have no girlfriend for 90 days at a time. Anyone want to send me a care package? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 January 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteGuys, I'm really sure we look quite silly when we jerk off. I'm quite sure you (collectively) don't. rl So, uh, how ya' doin'? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,488 #12 January 19, 2006 OK... I'm sending you the guy's hairy butt one, kewl? Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 January 19, 2006 QuoteOK... I'm sending you the guy's hairy butt one, kewl? Would it look much different than a sheep?? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #14 January 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteGuys, I'm really sure we look quite silly when we jerk off. I'm quite sure you (collectively) don't. rl That's hot.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #15 January 19, 2006 I rendered his sheep friends injured on my landing in Perris.... he was so jealous and upset.... poor fellaSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #16 January 19, 2006 QuoteQuote I have no girlfriend Quelle suprise. You said it.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #17 January 19, 2006 Quotejust a soft, fleshy coin slot in a flashlight case." Are you sure about the dimensions? Wouldn't it be bit of a tight squeeze trying to get a penis into something designed to take 2 D cell batteries? tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #18 January 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteI have no girlfriend Quelle suprise. Ya it sucks, but I've just met these 2 new chicks who want to fly me to Slovakia! Hey, I know them. They work for me. You should go--It'll be a once in a lifetime experience. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexadecimal 0 #19 January 19, 2006 I have no idea on the dimensions... I was just making observations based on the pictures from the website. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #20 January 19, 2006 QuoteWouldn't it be bit of a tight squeeze trying to get a penis into something designed to take 2 D cell batteries? What do you mean????Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsmcfadden 0 #21 January 19, 2006 Can't resist.... How You Doin'?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #22 January 19, 2006 I thought you wre getting married? I know i read that somewhere.............smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #23 May 25, 2006 QuoteAre you sure about the dimensions? Wouldn't it be bit of a tight squeeze trying to get a penis into something designed to take 2 D cell batteries? Actually its dimimsions are very similar to a big-gulp. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #24 May 25, 2006 QuoteQuotejust a soft, fleshy coin slot in a flashlight case." Are you sure about the dimensions? Wouldn't it be bit of a tight squeeze trying to get a penis into something designed to take 2 D cell batteries? t Untamed dog is dealing with triple A size so he should have plenty of room...... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdbrown 0 #25 May 25, 2006 Shit mine fell asleep -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
