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RkyMtnHigh

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What's the weirdest random message you've gotten on there?

Mine is hilarious. Some dude claims he has a foot fetish and asked me to take pics of the bottoms of my feet :S....now that is weird!:D

Another one was a way young kid saying he had fantasies of being with a hot old lady like me:D (I was dying to reply (but I didn't) that only if he was willing to change my diapers and clean my false teeth):P


Only way to screen those out is to not reply;):D





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Haven't checked mine lately,but the other day I did get an invite to view some ones web-cam. Wasn't expecting that.
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No the worst for me was a friend request. I never let anyone on my friends list unless I know them, so I messaged this guy asking how he knew me.

He replied with "Well, you just so cute that I wanted to try to get to know you better".

OH HELL NO!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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Another one was a way young kid saying he had fantasies of being with a hot old lady like me:D (I was dying to reply (but I didn't) that only if he was willing to change my diapers and clean my false teeth):P


Only way to screen those out is to not reply;):D




OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D

I would desperately want to know how old this kid is...:D:D:D:D

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No the worst for me was a friend request. I never let anyone on my friends list unless I know them, so I messaged this guy asking how he knew me.

He replied with "Well, you just so cute that I wanted to try to get to know you better".

OH HELL NO!




Ahhhh...you must have sounded like his type...:D...Mm, Mm, good...:ph34r:...

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Another one was a way young kid saying he had fantasies of being with a hot old lady like me:D (I was dying to reply (but I didn't) that only if he was willing to change my diapers and clean my false teeth):P


Only way to screen those out is to not reply;):D




OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D

I would desperately want to know how old this kid is...:D:D:D:D

~R+R:)...



Let's just say he's Under Drinking Age, Birdie:P:ph34r:





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Hey Now! I am under the drinking age [in the US anyway]




:o...You a youngin'...'Course I must be an old fart of 25 compared to you...:D...

~R+R:)...Legal, who needs legal...I was never legal when I was drinkin' heavy...
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Exactly! No one needs to be legal, cuz it ain't breakin the law unless your caught. And i havnt been caught yet! I'm just that good



*A military ID also helps... has gotten me out of a couple speeding tickets

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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Hey Now! I am under the drinking age [in the US anyway]




:o...You a youngin'...'Course I must be an old fart of 25 compared to you...:D...

~R+R:)...Legal, who needs legal...I was never legal when I was drinkin' heavy...




Dammit you youngins:ph34r:...I've so lost track of time...I'll be a whopping 3-9 in a few days:P





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nope, just gave them my ID and they just suddenly changed their entire additude. When they first came up to a teenager driving 40 over they were real happy to write that ticket. Once they saw the id, their whole tune changed and they let me go with a warning.

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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Hey Now! I am under the drinking age [in the US anyway]




:o...You a youngin'...'Course I must be an old fart of 25 compared to you...:D...

~R+R:)...Legal, who needs legal...I was never legal when I was drinkin' heavy...




Dammit you youngins:ph34r:...I've so lost track of time...I'll be a whopping 3-9 in a few days:P




Honey,

With a bod like yours at 39, I can only hope to look that good...damn...you are just ripe for the picken'...gentleman...check it out...hot chick...turnin' 39!!!!!B|


~R+R:)...If I were a guy...I would do ya...;)...
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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