Fitted Sheets--Does anyone *really* fold them after washing?

[mnealtx 0]

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I was gonna fuck with you about how you're explaining that on the TO&E....

I'm just a contractor. All I have to do is stick on the last page with the rest of the SMALL print.

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[bbarnhouse 0]

Why yes...yes I do!
They have to be folded in such a way that they match the flat sheets in size.
Then everything is neatly stored. The towels are folded and stacked in the same manner so that they are also the same size. Then they are neatly organized with the matching pillow cases in order of color and that explains the word "sets"

[waltappel 1]

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Why yes...yes I do!
They have to be folded in such a way that they match the flat sheets in size.
Then everything is neatly stored. The towels are folded and stacked in the same manner so that they are also the same size. Then they are neatly organized with the matching pillow cases in order of color and that explains the word "sets"

Please tell me you're just joking!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!

Walt

[Johnsisland 0]

Walt,

I think the only thing worse than folding fitted sheets is trying to use flat sheets every day. They are evil, and time consuming.

I think you should also determine how many people fold underware, or match socks? I understand some people, perhaps descendants of Martha, fold the underware before placing in a drawer. Why? Just make sure the drawer is large enough to hold all underware, and don't fold them?

Now socks, why on earth would anyone buy more than one type of day to day socks? OK, some people actually have to wear non-white crew socks, and I do feel sorry for them. Everybody else, why wouldn't you go to Costco, and buy two or more bags of socks, and then each week wash and dump in the drawer?

And of course, we could talk about towels, but then this lame post would just be even longer.

J

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[JENNR8R 0]

I can pack a parachute with the greatest of ease--round or square. But fitted sheets? No way!!!... How the fuck can a person actually fold one of those fuckers?!!!

[freeflir29 0]

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Why yes...yes I do!
They have to be folded in such a way that they match the flat sheets in size.
Then everything is neatly stored. The towels are folded and stacked in the same manner so that they are also the same size.

I think I'm in love.......... If I ever get married again it'll have to be to a woman that does things like this. Lord knows I won't do it myself.

[monkycndo 0]

I'm about to lose my guy card here. I can fold a fitted sheet so it is nice and square and the same size as the flat sheet. And the way it is folded makes it easy to make the bad when you pull the sheet out of the closet. Maybe I should add something to my sig line, Laundry Bitch.

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[Bolas 5]

I just roll the underwear and make sock balls.

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