waltappel 1 #1 June 3, 2006 I can pack a parachute with the greatest of ease--round or square. But fitted sheets? No way!!! I think the people that make them have a giant machine that folds the fitted sheets to put them in the package. How the fuck can a person actually fold one of those fuckers?!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #2 June 3, 2006 QuoteI can pack a parachute with the greatest of ease--round or square. But fitted sheets? No way!!! I think the people that make them have a giant machine that folds the fitted sheets to put them in the package. How the fuck can a person actually fold one of those fuckers?!!! Walt Naw, they go from the bed to the laundry and back to the bed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 June 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteI can pack a parachute with the greatest of ease--round or square. But fitted sheets? No way!!! I think the people that make them have a giant machine that folds the fitted sheets to put them in the package. How the fuck can a person actually fold one of those fuckers?!!! Walt Naw, they go from the bed to the laundry and back to the bed Hey, that's what I'm sayin'!!! Who the hell needs more than one set of sheets anyway!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 June 3, 2006 Ok, heres the drill.... Lay the fitted sheet flat, fold over the edges, then fold the rest of the way. basically you are folding in the stretchy edges so that all the edges are just material, proceed to fold as neatly as "a" Walt Appel can attempt to fold. Come on Man! Get with it...go ahead...admit it...it made you cry didn't it...I can just see it now...Walt running around his apartment, cursing up a storm, casue he trapped in his fitted sheet!!!!!! Bad fitted sheet, bad!! You know...after washing the sheets, if you iron them, they will be alot easier to fold. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 June 3, 2006 QuoteI can pack a parachute with the greatest of ease--round or square. But fitted sheets? No way!!! I think the people that make them have a giant machine that folds the fitted sheets to put them in the package. How the fuck can a person actually fold one of those fuckers?!!! Walt _______________________________________ My second-ex, used to fold them and involved me! Whaddya' need to know? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #6 June 3, 2006 my wife folds everything.. she's a good wifeif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 June 3, 2006 QuoteOk, heres the drill... Lay the fitted sheet flat, fold over the edges, then fold the rest of the way. basically you are folding in the stretchy edges so that all the edges are just material, You're joking, right? What are you supposed to lay the sheet on, your giant sheet-folding table? Everyone knows that sheets, if you fold them at all, get folded kind of like a canopy in that you're just grabbing part of it and letting the rest of it hang while you fold it. Quoteproceed to fold as neatly as "a" Walt Appel can attempt to fold. Come on Man! Get with it...go ahead...admit it...it made you cry didn't it...I can just see it now...Walt running around his apartment, cursing up a storm, casue he trapped in his fitted sheet!!!!!! Bad fitted sheet, bad!! Fitted sheets are possessed with evil spirits. Or didn't you know that? Quote You know...after washing the sheets, if you iron them, they will be alot easier to fold. Bobbi HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Iron sheets?!!!!!!!! NOBODY irons sheets!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 June 3, 2006 QuoteMy second-ex, used to fold them and involved me! Whaddya' need to know? Chuck I wanna know how she got you involved in folding sheets!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 June 3, 2006 Quotemy wife folds everything.. she's a good wife Damn, if she cooks too you've *definitely* got a keeper!!!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 June 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteMy second-ex, used to fold them and involved me! Whaddya' need to know? Chuck I wanna know how she got you involved in folding sheets!!! Walt ________________________________________ It was either that or no pussy! What would you do? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #11 June 3, 2006 Lay it on the bed, silly. A five yr old can fold a fitted sheet. Oooh thats right you don't own an iron...ok...ok...a hot brick will do. Oooh but you bought Navy Blue sheets..had you bought the Pink Polka dotted ones like I suggested...you would not have this problem. You never listen to me!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 June 3, 2006 QuoteIt was either that or no pussy! What would you do? Chuck I'd do like you and find another wife!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 June 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteIt was either that or no pussy! What would you do? Chuck I'd do like you and find another wife!!!! Walt ____________________________________ Funny, you should mention that! Third time is a charm!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 June 3, 2006 QuoteLay it on the bed, silly. A five yr old can fold a fitted sheet. Ok, you've busted yourself. You don't fold fitted sheets at all. You yell at the kids to do it!!!! Quote Oooh thats right you don't own an iron...ok...ok...a hot brick will do. Strangely enough, I *do* own an iron. I saw it last night and had forgotten about it. I bought it quite a while back when I had some company and he wanted to iron his shirts. Can you fucking believe that?!!!!! A guy who irons his shirts?!!!! Shit, if he was American, I'd have thought he was mental. Quote Oooh but you bought Navy Blue sheets..had you bought the Pink Polka dotted ones like I suggested...you would not have this problem. You never listen to me!! Well, I must admit if I had pink sheets, I'd probably go all the way and iron them too. I'd probably even iron my dress!!! (and yes I do listen to you!!!!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 June 3, 2006 QuoteFunny, you should mention that! Third time is a charm!!! Chuck So, does your lovely wife fold fitted sheets? If not, I'm thinking that if a woman *does* fold fitted sheets, that's a really bad sign. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #16 June 3, 2006 To answer your question. If, the sheet is not needed at that time... wad the sum-bitch-up and shove it in the drawer. Shut drawer! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #17 June 3, 2006 "Ok, you've busted yourself. You don't fold fitted sheets at all. You yell at the kids to do it!!!! " Well all you have to do is show them once and they get the hang of it. Seriously though...it is very easy to fold a fitted sheet.....yeah you may listen to me, but it goes in one ear and out the other. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 June 3, 2006 BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #19 June 3, 2006 It's not *THAT* hard, Walt.... Take the short side of the sheet and fit the corners over each other. Now the elastic parts are all together... fold in the short sides that are hanging, then fold as normal... all doneMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 June 3, 2006 I can just IMAGINE the kinds of STAINS Walt must get on HIS sheets! I'm betting the 'bath tub' wasn't the first point of contact for his recent photo art project!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #21 June 3, 2006 QuoteI can pack a parachute with the greatest of ease--round or square. But fitted sheets? No way!!! I think the people that make them have a giant machine that folds the fitted sheets to put them in the package. How the fuck can a person actually fold one of those fuckers?!!! Walt You are just too fucking funny!! I had to come out of lurk mode for this one Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #22 June 3, 2006 QuoteI can just IMAGINE the kinds of STAINS Walt must get on HIS sheets! I'm betting the 'bath tub' wasn't the first point of contact for his recent photo art project!! Ok, this brings up another point entirely. In a perfect world: * Commodes would be the color of "skid marks" and mold/mildew. * Sheets would be the color of, uh, bodily fluid stains. * Carpets would be the color of dirt. * Showers and tubs would be the color of soap scum and mold/mildew. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 June 3, 2006 QuoteIt's not *THAT* hard, Walt.... Take the short side of the sheet and fit the corners over each other. Now the elastic parts are all together... fold in the short sides that are hanging, then fold as normal... all done Yeah, like you fold fitted sheets in Kosovo!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 June 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteI can just IMAGINE the kinds of STAINS Walt must get on HIS sheets! I'm betting the 'bath tub' wasn't the first point of contact for his recent photo art project!! Ok, this brings up another point entirely. In a perfect world: * Commodes would be the color of "skid marks" and mold/mildew. * Sheets would be the color of, uh, bodily fluid stains. * Carpets would be the color of dirt. * Showers and tubs would be the color of soap scum and mold/mildew. Walt *** No Walt...that's not a 'perfect' world! That's MY WORLD! 3 kids + 3 Dogs + 2 Sloppy Adults =YOUR DESCRIPTION! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #25 June 3, 2006 Quote*** No Walt...that's not a 'perfect' world! That's MY WORLD! 3 kids + 3 Dogs + 2 Sloppy Adults =YOUR DESCRIPTION! Yeah, but in a perfect world, they would be *manufactured* that way! By the way, does anyone else thing it's funny when they see something made of fabric that says "No ironing needed"? Shit, as far as I'm considered NO fabric EVER needs ironing!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
