kelel01 1 #1 June 3, 2006 And no, I don't mean Turtlespeed. Recently, I have seen many turtles crossing the street (which makes me cry everytime, b/c I want to go back and help, but I'm afraid I'll go back and it'll be squished). But I have to wonder, where are they going? What made them want to cross the street? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaiziel 0 #2 June 3, 2006 Mecca. No seriously.---------------------------------------- 6.8% - Almost there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdthomas 0 #3 June 3, 2006 Turtles are on the mission.. it's top secret and they can't tell you about it! Joewww.greenboxphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #4 June 3, 2006 Not sure but you could always ask the turtle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 June 3, 2006 Someone must have an idea. I asked one turtle, but that s.o.b. wasn't talking. Maybe it is a top-secret mission. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 June 3, 2006 I've never seen a turtle 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #7 June 3, 2006 oh shit didnt you see it on the news? president bush;s new weapon to spy in terorrists living in USA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #8 June 3, 2006 Quote I've never seen a turtle Go to Florida. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #9 June 3, 2006 or the Zoo Cheaper!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #10 June 3, 2006 Also typically bigger . . . like giant tortoises. And those actually scare me a great deal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #11 June 3, 2006 Do you really cry? I have a hard time picturing this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 June 3, 2006 have you seen them giant bastards on TV making love turtle style? They go for it in a sordid way, the face says it all1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaiziel 0 #13 June 3, 2006 Looks like the best reason is for turtle sex or egg-laying. Seems to be the google concensus.---------------------------------------- 6.8% - Almost there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #14 June 3, 2006 I get very teary-eyed. I'm not even an animal lover, but a little, s l o w, vulnerable turtle crossing a busy street upsets me. Now squirrels, possums, etc. (AKA cuter versions of rats) - don't care one bit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #15 June 3, 2006 Maybe they were trying to prove that it's not just those damn show-off chickens that can cross the road??Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #16 June 3, 2006 QuoteAlso typically bigger . . . like giant tortoises. And those actually scare me a great deal. Well im sure a human could out run a turtle if it went on a rampage!!!! after lal they arent the fastest species on the planet!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #17 June 3, 2006 QuoteQuote I've never seen a turtle Go to Florida. Hell my house back in Florida has two of the damn things living in the front yard! They just come around and dig a hole and set up camp! Bastards! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 June 3, 2006 QuoteI've never seen a turtle Neither have I! -Well, not in the 'wild', anyhoo...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #19 June 3, 2006 if you do... be careful. they can be very vicious. Of course just dont get too close to their mouth and you'll be fine. snatch em up by their sides and hold them away from you. they have a tendancy to empty their bowels once they get airborne! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #20 June 3, 2006 Viscious fuckers, eh?! I would prolly end up being the only person on earth chased by a turtle...an' it'd prolly catch me, too!! I suck at running. Like, really. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #21 June 3, 2006 Its ok... just if you find yourself in that situation, dive to one side and knock the fucker on his back! Then proceed to get up taunting it for not being able to help itself! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdthomas 0 #22 June 4, 2006 Well turtles are on the move to mate and thats the deal.. simple as that. Be carefull if you are feeling like you want to help, if you decide to mess with a snapping turtule you could have problems. Joewww.greenboxphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #23 June 4, 2006 awww come on. snappin turtles are the most fun to play with out of all of them. its almost as much fun as playin "try to catch the armadillo" A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrenalinejunki 0 #24 June 4, 2006 Some people in my neck of the woods like to eat 2 different types of turtles that live here. But not me. __________________________________________________What's the worst that can happen? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #25 June 4, 2006 Nope, I dont eat em... but they sure are fun to play with! Just make sure dem dogs stay back. If not, then it could get real nasty like A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
