cameramonkey 0 #26 June 5, 2006 for some reason that reminds me of "rode sex" Here's how you do it... 1. have sex doggie style (if you're Canadian and its hockey season, this is already a given) 2. in the middle, lean forward over her back and wrap ONE arm TIGHT around her waist. 3. whisper in her ear " you are almost as good as the woman I screwed last night" ( or something you KNOW will piss her off) 4. see how long you can actually hang on as she is squirming to get away (so she can kick your ass).Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #27 June 5, 2006 I'm glad my learning lesson of loose objects near a bed was no where near as bad as yours. I just had a small bump on the head....nothing worth stopping for! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #28 June 5, 2006 Quotefor some reason that reminds me of "rode sex" Here's how you do it... 1. have sex doggie style (if you're Canadian and its hockey season, this is already a given) 2. in the middle, lean forward over her back and wrap ONE arm TIGHT around her waist. 2. in the middle, lean forward over her back, grab and wrap her hair around one hand 3. whisper in her ear " you are almost as good as the woman I screwed last night" ( or something you KNOW will piss her off) 4. see how long you can actually hang on as she is squirming to get away (so she can kick your ass). Corrected Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #29 June 5, 2006 Called someone the wrong name. Edited to add that it was loooong before I met my wife. Just wanted to clear that up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cameramonkey 0 #30 June 5, 2006 QuoteQuotefor some reason that reminds me of "rode sex" Here's how you do it... 1. have sex doggie style (if you're Canadian and its hockey season, this is already a given) 2. in the middle, lean forward over her back and wrap ONE arm TIGHT around her waist. 2. in the middle, lean forward over her back, grab and wrap her hair around one hand 3. whisper in her ear " you are almost as good as the woman I screwed last night" ( or something you KNOW will piss her off) 4. see how long you can actually hang on as she is squirming to get away (so she can kick your ass). Corrected sorry, mine is the universal version. yours doesnt work on short haired women. however you are correct sir.Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kirrz 0 #31 June 5, 2006 I was super-inexperienced (but pretending to be ms.experienced) and literally about 1 minute in, his show was over. He started apologizing profusely etc but I had no idea what was going on or why he was saying sorry so I started laughing. I just pissed myself laughing. I later found out you're not supposed to do that. We never had sex again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
udder 0 #32 June 5, 2006 Trying to Donkey Punch a woman who could easily swallow me whole"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #33 June 5, 2006 Well nowadays it's more embarrassing but back then it was also dumb.... Young kid...virgin...first chance. I couldn't get it in. How was I to know that the girls was supposed to spread her legs? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #34 June 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotefor some reason that reminds me of "rode sex" Here's how you do it... 1. have sex doggie style (if you're Canadian and its hockey season, this is already a given) 2. in the middle, lean forward over her back and wrap ONE arm TIGHT around her waist. 2. in the middle, lean forward over her back, grab and wrap her hair around one hand 3. whisper in her ear " you are almost as good as the woman I screwed last night" ( or something you KNOW will piss her off) 4. see how long you can actually hang on as she is squirming to get away (so she can kick your ass). Corrected sorry, mine is the universal version. yours doesnt work on short haired women. however you are correct sir. _______________________________________ Here in Texas, that's called a 'Rodeo Fuck'! You try to hang-on for 8-seconds! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
