funny sayings from movies

[NlghtJumper 0]

"... we really felt bad for the horse. Kind of felt bad for the woman..."

"... the fat lady should be singing, right, about, now.... [semi long pause]... anyone got a cell phone?"

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

[MF42 0]

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"You got the smartest people in the world workin' here....and this is the BEST you can come up with?"

Armageddon.

Terrible script, but cool special effects.

Matt

[bdbrown 0]

Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch

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[MF42 0]

"Slap me and call me Susan!"

Matt

[dgskydive 0]

Bob and Silent Jay strike Back

Dom

[kenz 0]

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We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.

SPACE BALLS :)

"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

[lawrocket 3]

"Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upside down his head!"

"Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!"

"I say hey sky, s'other say I wont say I pray to J. I get the same ol' same ol."

"Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin', man."

"You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac? Lay der down an' smack 'em yack 'em."

"Col' got to be! Yo!"

"Sheeeeeeet!"

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[dgskydive 0]

Airplane??????

Dom

[Bolas 5]

Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Sockpuppet 0]

From "The Worlds Fastest Indian" : What are you all looking at. Dirty old me need love too.

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Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

[MarkM 0]

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Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Evil Dead: Army of Darkness and They Live.

Two awesome movies.

How about:

Your what!? I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cat's name. Go ahead. Your what!? Your precious little...

[bloody_trauma 2]

Man-"Nice Beaver..."
Woman-"Thanks, I just just had it stuffed"

Fly it like you stole it

[Bolas 5]

Naked Gun

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[StreetScooby 5]

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"Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upside down his head!"

"Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!"

"I say hey sky, s'other say I wont say I pray to J. I get the same ol' same ol."

"Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin', man."

"You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac? Lay der down an' smack 'em yack 'em."

"Col' got to be! Yo!"

"Sheeeeeeet!"

Is there an English translation for this?

We are all engines of karma

[NlghtJumper 0]

if there is, whatever they are saying.. is bound to be lost in translation!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

[lawrocket 3]

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"Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upside down his head!"

"Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!"

"I say hey sky, s'other say I wont say I pray to J. I get the same ol' same ol."

"Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin', man."

"You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac? Lay der down an' smack 'em yack 'em."

"Col' got to be! Yo!"

"Sheeeeeeet!"

Is there an English translation for this?

Yes, there is. Here are the translated lines:

"GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM."

"YES, ARTHUR, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT."

"I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY."

"DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE."

"EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE."

"HOW TRUE!"

"GOLLY"

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Peej 0]

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How about:

Your what!? I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cat's name. Go ahead. Your what!? Your precious little...

Woman: Skippy!

Man again: Goddammit! What colour was it bitch?

Boondock saints, love that movie.

Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky

[Douva 0]

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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

That would be Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live. Sometimes before I exit, I shout, "I came here to skysurf and chew bubble gum....." Robert "Lemur" Harris started that at Nationals a couple of years ago. We were on the ride to altitude, and he shouted the first part, not thinking anyone else would know the quote. I finished it with, "And I'm all out of bubblegum!" After that, it kind of became my thing.

I also like doing "I know it's hard for you, Johnny! I know you want me so bad it's like acid in your mouth! But not this time!" before exiting.

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[Bolas 5]

After watching Cutaway at the DZ the night before we did a bunch of speed stars.

We started saying things on the plane like:

"Go no-lift"

"Flare your body"

"This one's for Turbo"

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.