SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 June 4, 2006 and no, they were not K.I.S.S.I.N.G.! Walt actually had company last night at his apartment!! Shari, Sharimcm, hope she made it out alive, she was spending the night.....How'd those new sheets work for you Shari?? Does Walt know how to make a bed? Did he force corn and eggs on ya for breakfast?? God, I hope the poor girl is alright!! Shari was kinda neverous cause Walt was gassy. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #2 June 4, 2006 Hmm...was this why walt was asking how to fold bed sheets? For a moment I thought you were talking about a bodged landing. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 June 4, 2006 Quotethey were not K.I.S.S.I.N.G.! More likely P.O.O.P.I.N.G. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 June 4, 2006 Playing "Purple Nurple"!!!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #5 June 4, 2006 I'd be more concerned about Walt... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #6 June 4, 2006 Haven't heard from either one of them...this is not good...or maybe it isBobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 June 5, 2006 QuoteHaven't heard from either one of them...this is not good...or maybe it isBobbi Gee, I just can't leave you alone for very long at all, can I?!!!!! Well just to satisfy your nasty little mind, nothing happened. No wild sex or crapping in the tub, or anything like that. We had a good time hanging out and yakking with each other and with you for quite a while. She got the bed and I got the couch. We had breakfast at kind of an oddball bakery then she headed for parts unknown and I went to get my reserve packed. Walt (And if you believe all that........) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 June 5, 2006 QuoteWell just to satisfy your nasty little mind, nothing happened. *** Oh Yeah?!?!? Well....... No Video........then SOMETHING HAPPENED! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 June 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteWell just to satisfy your nasty little mind, nothing happened. *** Oh Yeah?!?!? Well....... No Video........then SOMETHING HAPPENED! Yeah, don't I wish!!!! Well, here's the deal on the bakery we went to this morning. I wrote a thing quite a while back about hot fresh bread and Sharii posted in that thread and we've been talking about getting some fresh bread for a for a while, so i looked through the yellow pages under Bakers and found a nearby place. I called them and the lady who answered the phone had a seriously thick accent. At the time i thought she was Mexican but later figured she must be Indian. Anyway, i couldn't understad a fucking word she was saying so she handed off the phone to a guy who sounded kind of like Apu on The Simpsons (Apu, the Quickie Mart guy). That nailed it--I *knew* we had to go there! It was kind of a hole in the wall place with odd pastries and stuff and a few wedding cakes around just for good measure. It was not your regular bakery shop. It was like pastries with a Pakistani twist. I started with a chick pea croissant. Think about that for a moment. A chick pea croissant. Who the fuck puts garbanza beans in a fucking croissant? Well, i now know who does! I also grabbed something called a Spinach Puff, whatever the fuck that is. Then a slice of chicken quiche and some other funky thing--a Vegetable Puff or something like that. It was all fairly tasty. There was a crazy homeless guy acting nuts right out front. We were watching him from our window table. I thought it was kind of entertaining but Shari didn't seem to find him quite as amusing as I did. Overall it was not bad--at least IMO. Shari probably will say I'm an ok guy but i am clueless on picking bakeries!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 June 5, 2006 Quotecoooooome on snake eyes!!! I'm not a gambler at all.........but here's what I CAN tell you about craps. 7 and 11 in any combo......GOOD. Any other number like 2 (snake eyes).........BAD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #11 June 5, 2006 I enjoyed the phone conversation with y'all too.I read the desription about the bakery...fuck that shit...I want cream, jelly, you know...fattening shit...specialty coffees.....chick pea croisssants...yuck!!! Did she give you your present????BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #12 June 5, 2006 I was doing my Sharon Stone impersonation....you know...from the movie Casino? Party pooper! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #13 June 5, 2006 QuoteI was doing my Sharon Stone impersonation....you know...from the movie Casino? Party pooper! Bobbi Did somebody say pooper? heh heh Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #14 June 5, 2006 Good God man! You need to seek therapy! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #15 June 5, 2006 Quote Walt actually had company last night at his apartment!! Shari, sharimcm, hope she made it out alive, she was spending the night..... Yes, I made it out alive!! How'd those new sheets work for you Shari?? NICE sheets! What a lovely shade of navy!! Does Walt know how to make a bed? For the most part, yes... Did he force corn and eggs on ya for breakfast?? Weird bakery as he said... But, the crazy guy outside was stripping for us... Walt forgot to mention that. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #16 June 5, 2006 I tried my hand in Louisiana, but didn't win... that much... Well, I didn't lose, let's just say that... Sorry Bobbi, no new Toyota for you at this time. I bought some PowerBall tickets before I left though! Keep your fingers crossed! Oh wait... I bought a scratch-off ticket... Hmm... I never scratched it off... $10,000 here I come!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 June 5, 2006 QuoteBut, the crazy guy outside was stripping for us... Walt forgot to mention that. Wow.........a bakery with a floor show. Walt REALLY knows how to treat a lady. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 June 5, 2006 "But, the crazy guy outside was stripping for us... Walt forgot to mention that" Chick Pea Croissants and a side show! Cool! Sooooo did ya win anything?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #19 June 5, 2006 BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #20 June 5, 2006 Quote Sooooo did ya win anything?? Bobbi No... Well, $25, but then I spent that on the PowerBall, since us Texans don't have it... Drawings are on Wednesdays and Saturdays... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #21 June 5, 2006 BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 June 5, 2006 Texas doesn't have Powerball? North Carolina just got it along with the lottery... this year. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #23 June 5, 2006 QuoteTexas doesn't have Powerball? We have the MegaMillions, but not Powerball. Yeah, I'm a gambling girl!! Gotta have my lottery tickets! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites