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It is hard to decide who is my favorite. There are some many that keep me amused by what they write in their posts.
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It is hard to decide who is my favorite. There are some many that keep me amused by what they write in their posts.



I hear ya there! There is hardly a dull moment in here!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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Prior to the winning of the yodelling i was dancing on the fucking table :|




You know what...I can honestly say I have never danced on a table in a bar...But...there is only one picture of me dancing on a bar...:ph34r:...Hidden away for not a soul to see...I blame it on Irish car bombs...:S...Damn those things are good...B|...


~R+R:)...Those were the days...
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They are, but they are very protective of their ladies. They know that most German women are looking for Americans. The guy across the hall banks on that, and brings home like 2 or 3 new girls every weekend!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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.... giving...



Talk about the understatement of the year. From what I understand is they are looking for that green card so bad that they will do just about anything you want to try to get you to keep them around that long

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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NO....German women are very....hmmmmm...shall I say....giving!!!

I had a really good time there once I got rid of my now ex-wife!!!:$




Ahhhhhhhhhh....so that's why my dad is one of ten...B|...

~R+R:)...I'm not telling anyone my last name...it would look like I am very "giving"...:D:D:D:D:D...
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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Yeah, there is definately a lot of perks to Germany. And I'm not talkin overseas pay!

Too bad they are closing down most of the posts here. I know mine and a good number of others are closing down and going back to the germans this year.

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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I'm not telling anyone my last name...it would look like I am very "giving"...



Hey everyone!!!!! SHe is loose!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D

Just kidding.....she is very loose!!!;)




...:D:D:D...Only with a certain someone...then I can be a common...well you get the drift...:ph34r:...

~R+R:)...
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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Im surprised I am still able to find the "Post Reply" button.. but seems a little too easy right now... I guess its time for the next :D

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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Im surprised I am still able to find the "Post Reply" button.. but seems a little too easy right now... I guess its time for the next :D




Yep...you need another beer...and your spelling is far too good to be drunk...work harder!!!!!!:D

~R+R:)...I like wine...I like cheese...I like champagne...I like cheese...
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English is one thing I am semi good at, and it seems to get better and better the more I drink. Dont ask why... I blame it on a long line of alcoholics... they have managed to screw up how I get drunk!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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English is one thing I am semi good at, and it seems to get better and better the more I drink. Dont ask why... I blame it on a long line of alcoholics... they have managed to screw up how I get drunk!




I see...expensive drunk...B|...I used to be one of those...then I stopped...now I am as cheap as a $3.00 hooker...Just means I get dumber sooner...rather than later...:P...

~R+R:)...And start stripping after only a few glasses...;)...
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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I know you last name...

It's Kskilgenhawfninvitrifarvergnugendunkelgotverbotendumkoff

Yeah, that is a dead giveaway. :|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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I wish I could be that way. My bet bet is just to keep em coming all night long and hope for the best! I have been this way ever since I started drinking. I seriously believe that I was born with an alcohol tolerance!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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