d_squared431 0 #176 June 3, 2006 It is hard to decide who is my favorite. There are some many that keep me amused by what they write in their posts.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #177 June 3, 2006 QuoteIt is hard to decide who is my favorite. There are some many that keep me amused by what they write in their posts. I hear ya there! There is hardly a dull moment in here! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #178 June 3, 2006 Lol! The bet was that I couldn't get one to fight! It was then that I realized the Germans are really nice people!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #179 June 3, 2006 QuotePrior to the winning of the yodelling i was dancing on the fucking table You know what...I can honestly say I have never danced on a table in a bar...But...there is only one picture of me dancing on a bar......Hidden away for not a soul to see...I blame it on Irish car bombs......Damn those things are good...... ~R+R...Those were the days...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #180 June 3, 2006 They are, but they are very protective of their ladies. They know that most German women are looking for Americans. The guy across the hall banks on that, and brings home like 2 or 3 new girls every weekend! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #181 June 3, 2006 Quote brings home like 2 or 3 new girls every weekend! How much does he pay them? ~R+R...Is there a discount for more than two...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #182 June 3, 2006 NO....German women are very....hmmmmm...shall I say....giving!!! I had a really good time there once I got rid of my now ex-wife!!!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #183 June 3, 2006 Never had a German bird, was born in Wegberg myself Edit to Add: Im not German1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #184 June 3, 2006 Quote .... giving... Talk about the understatement of the year. From what I understand is they are looking for that green card so bad that they will do just about anything you want to try to get you to keep them around that long A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #185 June 3, 2006 QuoteNO....German women are very....hmmmmm...shall I say....giving!!! I had a really good time there once I got rid of my now ex-wife!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh....so that's why my dad is one of ten...... ~R+R...I'm not telling anyone my last name...it would look like I am very "giving"......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #186 June 3, 2006 I was young dumb and.....well....I got rid of a bunch of the other while there. Thank God we dont' run out!!!!!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #187 June 3, 2006 QuoteI'm not telling anyone my last name...it would look like I am very "giving"... Hey everyone!!!!! SHe is loose!!!!!!! Just kidding.....she is very loose!!!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #188 June 3, 2006 Yeah, there is definately a lot of perks to Germany. And I'm not talkin overseas pay! Too bad they are closing down most of the posts here. I know mine and a good number of others are closing down and going back to the germans this year. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #189 June 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm not telling anyone my last name...it would look like I am very "giving"... Hey everyone!!!!! SHe is loose!!!!!!! Just kidding.....she is very loose!!! ......Only with a certain someone...then I can be a common...well you get the drift...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #190 June 3, 2006 Good girl!!! Keep it in the family!!!!! Sorry Im drunk and impressed with my own wit right now!!!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #191 June 3, 2006 QuoteSorry Im drunk and impressed with my own wit right now!!! No way...I didn't even notice......LoL...it's all good... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #192 June 3, 2006 Im surprised I am still able to find the "Post Reply" button.. but seems a little too easy right now... I guess its time for the next A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #193 June 3, 2006 i am a bit depressed that I haven't puked by now either!!!! See yall later I am gonna walk to the corner store for another 12r!!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #194 June 3, 2006 QuoteIm surprised I am still able to find the "Post Reply" button.. but seems a little too easy right now... I guess its time for the next Yep...you need another beer...and your spelling is far too good to be drunk...work harder!!!!!! ~R+R...I like wine...I like cheese...I like champagne...I like cheese...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #195 June 3, 2006 English is one thing I am semi good at, and it seems to get better and better the more I drink. Dont ask why... I blame it on a long line of alcoholics... they have managed to screw up how I get drunk! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #196 June 3, 2006 Damn this thread has been hijacked to hell and back! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #197 June 3, 2006 QuoteEnglish is one thing I am semi good at, and it seems to get better and better the more I drink. Dont ask why... I blame it on a long line of alcoholics... they have managed to screw up how I get drunk! I see...expensive drunk......I used to be one of those...then I stopped...now I am as cheap as a $3.00 hooker...Just means I get dumber sooner...rather than later...... ~R+R...And start stripping after only a few glasses......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #198 June 3, 2006 I know you last name... It's Kskilgenhawfninvitrifarvergnugendunkelgotverbotendumkoff Yeah, that is a dead giveaway. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #199 June 3, 2006 I'll take credit for it!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #200 June 3, 2006 I wish I could be that way. My bet bet is just to keep em coming all night long and hope for the best! I have been this way ever since I started drinking. I seriously believe that I was born with an alcohol tolerance! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
