Drifting hands

[Andy_Copland 0]

Duringthe throws of sex i was having a great time, i mean it was your hotter than average kind of sex where your both getting really into it.

Anyway i was on top and could feel her hands on my arse cheeks gripping and pulling. I was getting a bit worried at this pointthat she'd either tear my butt cheeks open with her nails or with the combination of fear and arse grabbing i might fart, or worse shit.

Anyway her finger drifted WAY to close to my large intestine so i stopped and kinda looked at her like "wtf?," i was told "let me, you'll enjoy it"

Not a chance in hell.

So women, you ever tried it on a bloke? blokes you ever been there

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[skydemon2 0]

this coming from you I am surprised you know what the word NO means..... try it you might like it...

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[Andy_Copland 0]

Ewwwwww you tried it!!!!

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[soulshine 0]

There is nothing wrong with having an open mind.

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

[Brian425 0]

If you care about and trust the person, have at it. Funny, you might want to put your penis in her ass; but, god forbid she put a finger in yours.

You might enjoy her rubbing your prostate. I guess you will never know now. Too bad you are so shy when it comes to sex. Your loss.

The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand.

[popsjumper 2]

Tell her to go for the whole fist....

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Andy_Copland 0]

Just an open ring piece full of fingers. Especailly if the girls one of these ones with hands like a bunch of bananas

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[Andy_Copland 0]

Fucking hell, i dont think i will try it. Side effects seem to be it drains your sense of humour

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[skydemon2 0]

dont let your mental hang ups stop you from a good time, I swear it doesnt mean your gay!!(as long as it a chick and just a finger...lol)

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[soulshine 0]

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Funny, you might want to put your penis in her ass; but, god forbid she put a finger in yours.

Okay, this line made me laugh so hard that even as I type this I am periodically seized with a fit of giggles.

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

[stitch 0]

Next you're gonna tell us a girl has never gave you a rim-job

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[Andy_Copland 0]

Something you wanna tell us all stitch?

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[stitch 0]

You never had a girl run her tongue up your butt, or vice-versa

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[turtlespeed 226]

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There is nothing wrong with having an open mind.

Maybe so - but what you have to open up just to get to his mind . . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[skydemon2 0]

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There is nothing wrong with having an open mind.

Maybe so - but what you have to open up just to get to his mind . . . .

maybe she was just taking the quickest route!!!

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[matt1215 0]

Dude, buy her a strap-on. Your prostate will thank you !!

[Icon134 0]

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Dude, buy her a strap-on. Your prostate will thank you!!!

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[tmaricle55 0]

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

[pincheck 0]

pricless Andyfucking pricless mate

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[Scoop 0]

Its just fucking wrong The thought makes me feel sick yet they love to try so I guess some guys out there really do like it

(phew, that was good cover up)

[NlghtJumper 0]

Sadly this isnt the first time I have heard this arguement. But the other time I heard it, I think the people for it were actually being serious!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

[thegreekone 0]

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Its just fucking wrong The thought makes me feel sick yet they love to try so I guess some guys out there really do like it

(phew, that was good cover up)

RFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slappie 9]

Kids these days have no clue...

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."